BPOV:I woke up to the light shinning threw the window. I winced and sat up rubbing my eyes. I noticed Edward was no where in sight.

"Edward?" I said

"Edward!?" I called out again.

I huffed as I was about to get off the bed I heard the noise of crinkling paper. Huh? I moved around till` I found a folded piece of paper. I opened it up carefully.

Love,

I've gone to hunt with the Family.

Much to my Displeasure, Emmett has begged

Me to let him take care of you. Thus` the note.

Be back in awhile.

Stay Safe.

Always & Forever,

Edward

I sighed. What was I suppose to do till Edward comes back? Right as I thought that Emmett came barreling threw the door.

"Bella! I'm Bored!" Emmett said.

"Err.. What am I suppose to do?" I asked

"Fall. It'll Amuse me" He stated while grinning.

I looked at him then said "No."

"But-But Why Bella?" He asked

"Em, I embarrass myself enough as it is I don't need you adding more embarrassment." I said hoping he would drop the conversation, But then again It's Emmett were talking about. Surprisingly he just left closing the door behind him.

-30 Min. Later-

I walked down stairs after changing and sat down on the couch bored out of my mind. So , I busied myself with the Television till Emmett came in.

"Bewa!I'm Bowd!" He yelled in a baby voice pouting like the child everyone knows he is.

"Me too, Me too." I mumbled

"Oh, Oh I know. Can we flood Wal-Mart It'll be Super Fun I promise!" He said excitement in his eyes.

"No." His eyes Died down

"Can We-"

"No"

"But I"

"No"

"I Haven't"

"No"

"Bella! Give me a-"

"No"

"Your Mean You didn't even Listen!" He accused, crossing his arms and pouting.

"Because those are dangerous Ideas and Edward will kill you if I get hurt. Truthfully I'm just watching out for you Emmett." I said

Emmett shrugged and went into the Kitchen. I heard shuffling and I started to feel guilty.

"Emmett, look I'm sorry. I'll do anything you for you to forgive me." I yelled trudging towards the kitchen and as I went in I regretted the words I yelled a moment ago.

There Emmett was standing wearing a Mischievous Smile, His eyes twinkling and a Rainbow filled glass in his right hand.

"Anything." He asked

I nodded and Sighed " Just give me the glass Emmett."

He gave it to me with the same smile on his face and I drank it forcefully.

Hmm.. Kind of tasted good.

I smiled hoping that was the only thing he wanted me to do.

"Nope." He said and I awaited my demise.

-30 Min. Later-

"Whoa." I slurred

Whoa I felt high, High.

High as a Fly.

I started to laugh.

And tried to say High as a Fly threw my giggles.

EMPOV:

Bella is Way Funny.

God, I love having a Human around.

She was High. I remember that feeling.

Ah. Good Times , Good Times. Especially that time in Science class when-

I broke out of thought when Bella started yelling something about Cows.

I think the Moreno was starting to kick in. it's this type of Drug that you put in drinks I found in Africa when Me and Rosie went there for our 8th Honeymoon. The results are Hallucinations. Bella is way Funny.

Suddenly I heard a familiar growl coming closer and closer and closer.

"EMMETT!" Edward yelled

"Hey Eddie Boy!" I said grinning

"Hey!?" He mocked angrily

'Hmm.. Wonder what he's mad about?' I thought

Edward glared at me.

"How could you give her Moreno AND Pot Emmett!" He yelled

'Oh'.I thought

"Yeah Oh" He said threw his teeth

'Oh, Did you want some cause I still have more but I don't think it works since were Vampires but you could try.' I thought as I began to go to the kitchen o get the powder.

He was about to pounce when Alice & Rosie suddenly appeared and held him back as Carlisle & Esme went to Carlisle's Office. But I only had One thought on my mind as Edward struggled against the girls.

'Where's Jasper?'

What I saw made me laugh Hysterically.

Jasper was effected by Bella's Emotions.

Bella was swaying and yelled " JAZZYPOO! Your killing the Bunnies!"

Jasper gasped and raised his hand to his chest.

"I'm killing the Bunnies?" He asked in shocked.

"I'M KILLING THE BUNNIES!" He yelled in anger.

"I ain't kill no god damn bunnies their fucking suicidal!" He yelled his southern drawl coming out.

"You, You, You Emo Freak! They wouldn't be suicidal if YOU didn't feel the need to feed off the fucking Unicorns for acting all Emo Dip-Shit!" She retorted then fell into the couch.

I was still stunned from Bella's cussing. Oh Well.

"Rosie, can we go make-up now?" I asked pouting

"We weren't even fighting." She said

"Yeah , But Rosie! Make-up Sex is like.. Always the best, Remember the day before we visited the Denali Clan?" I asked

Memories of Rosie & Me filled my mind.

"Ugh! Emmett keep your thoughts to yourself." Edward yelled before stomping over to Bella to help her as she spun her around , falling quite often.

"Asshole." I muttered as Rosie walked away due to Edward

Ugh. He ruins everything.

I looked over to Alice to see her in a vision while Jasper's hands were in his hair as he returned to his normal self.

"Where's Bella?" I asked and then I heard the funniest shit ever.

Third Person POV:

Bella walked into Carlisle's Office her confidence roaring to an ultimate high.

Bella walked over to Carlisle leaning on his desk and whispered seductively

"Hey Big Papa; Want to have some fun.?"

Carlisle's Eyes went wide.

Then Bella turned to Esme and said " Oh Esme you look absolutely Sexy today care to join?"

Esme stormed out and Carlisle picked Bella up. When He was holding her taking her to the living room she whispered in his ear.

"Oh You Nast Naughty Boy." Then bite his exposed neck.

Carlisle's eyes went wide as he felt her bite and dropped her on the couch then ran at vampire speed to his Office. If Carlisle could he would be blushing furiously right now.

EMPOV:

"Oh someone's Horny!" I laughed " You know Eddie-Boy I could give you some tips so Bella here doesn't have to go to our dear 'Father'." I added

Edward glared as he went upstairs with Bella biting his neck and Edward trying to suppress moans. I looked over at Alice who was still in her vision state. She cam out and grinned evilly. This was going to be fun.

"Alice what's going to happen?" I asked excited

"Wait in Five , Four , Three ,Two and One-"

Suddenly Bella came out naked running down the stairs surprisingly not tripping once.

She was screaming while her hands were waving furiously.

"People, People , Please!" She started. "Did you know Edward has Cherries?"

And that was when I busted out laughing.

She then ran back upstairs.

"You don't think they?" I asked

"Nope" Alice said popping the 'P'. " Watch!" She added after a thought

Bella ran back downstairs fully dressed.

"It took awhile. I chased Edward around wanting to touch his cherries , But can you believe this! He wouldn't let me but then he turned his back and BAM!" She Yelled. " I grabbed them." She added

Then she opened her hands and there in her hands were two bright red cherries.

"I grabbed them." She stated proudly then collapsed on the floor.

We were left there staring at Bella's sleeping body.