"Uh-oh!" cried Loki as he wiggled his eccentric rear at the stop sign. "I am disobeying this rule, brother!"
Thor cupped his chin and slowly stroked his beard as he thought deeply about Loki's tricky hindquarters. "That is a fact, brother. Stop doing such a vile offense!"
"Oh, but I simply cannot! After all…" He tiptoed up to Thor and smacked him with a giant piece of holy bologna.
Thor screamed in pain and fell to his knees. He continued to wail like a lunatic as Loki smirked like a total dweeb.
"What be the prob, my happenin' dudes?" asked Bruce. He was holding a really cool picture of his idol King Julien. He kissed the picture and sang "The Pig Rap" in G-major.
Loki clapped for this unbelievable feat. "Wasn't that splendid, brother?" he asked.
Thor was still not finished with his screaming session.
Loki looked back at Bruce and then noticed the doctors ugly-looking toenails. He pointed to then and laughed.
Bruce felt severely self-conscious about toenail equality. He tore his shirt off and revealed his precious abs to the Marvel universe.
"Uh-oh!" snickered Loki in a sneaky way. He ran up to the abs and used them to polished the Tesseract. "Look at how they shine like diamonds!" He proceeded to lick some of that Sugar Crisp.
"It keeps me goin' strong!" shouted Thor as he arose and caught a flying beluga by the nose. He felt so mighty for the first time in ages.
Bruce roared at the sight of beluga-seizure and then when full-on Hulk. His abs were now more studly than any DC character's.
Loki smiled at the impactful abdominals and pulled out his heavenly cell phone. He snapped a pic of the Hulk's righteous display and sent it to his agent in Delaware.
"Wow, Loki! Are those YOUR abs?" asked the agent.
Loki was such a naughty little trickster. "Ooh! They sure are! I grew them all by myself!"
The Hulk was dumbfounded by how evil Loki had just acted. "This puny god has plagiarised my abs!" he roared greenly.
"Brother! Ab-stealing is against the stinkin' law!" cried Thor.
Loki smirked that fiendish smirk that the women all die for because it's just so hot. "I don't care," he said most connivingly.
T'Challa ran up to Loki and studied the situation. "I can see this man speaks the sacred language of Wakanda," he said wisely.
Loki did his attractive smirk at Thor again. Thor really hated that about Loki. Loki did it again when he saw his brother grimace; this time he made it up close and personal.
The Hulk began to cry when he saw Loki's lawyer approach with their Asgardian suitcases. "Hulk! We are suing you for trying to look more beautiful than the great Loki!" said the lawyers.
"This is why love for abs always prevails!" said T'Challa with pure happiness in his heart. "It is time that I stop seeking revenge…"
Loki placed a loving hand on Thor's left eyebrow. "I forgot to hit the silver lever last time I visited the bowl, dear brother!" he said beaming from ear to ear.
"NOOOOOO!" screamed Thor. He pulled out his electric guitar and flew to Wakanda to deliver the news forever.
"Thank goodness for bearded telegrams…" said T'challa with a tear in his eye.
Loki chuckled. "You mean… the Infinity Stones…"
Everyone gasped.
BTW Clint was here the whole time picking daisies, but nobody cares, especially T'Challa.