It's the week before Christmas in FanFiction town,
The computers are silent; there's no one around.
The stories are stalled, the characters idle,
Nothing is happening with Leah and Nahuel.
Emmy in Paris is shopping away,
While Anna makes gifts out of papier mache.
Barbara is wrapping in central NJ
For co-workers, children, and friends far away.
So this is my greeting to all of my friends
For happiness now as the old year ends.
Good health and good fortune in the coming year
Merry Christmas to all of you, both far and near!