Pitiful
Hey, the Doc is back! On another name...and another e-mail...I am so clever. The doctor has endless resources.
Cell: This is just a fic explaining why Doc should never eat an entire box of pizza by herself and drink a 2 liter bottle of Apple juice mixed with Pepsi and Dr. Pepper. Damn that's a lot of stuff!
I got hungry! *Pats giant stomach* Ohh I feel sick.
Dad: And you're usually so pale and skinny.
No I don't. Okay, so by accident—or is it fate?—the G-boys get dropped into my lap (and not in that way!) And let it be known that Chibi was Duo in another life. Will they be able to handle the drug addicts and drunkards that live in my neighborhood?! If I can't how will they!?
Dad: *Runs around excitedly* YATTA! YATTA! YATTA!
*Shakes head* See? Now read this while I go puke till I'm back to my normal weight. *Runs to bathroom*
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Heero was typing in front of his trusty laptop with Duo snoring away on the couch beside him.
"Hmm, this looks odd—HEY!" Heero shouted as his laptop chose that time to freeze up. He slammed the top down angrily and glared at it. Then the laptop started to glow an unholy glow. Duo slowly came back to the land of the living as the laptop started to rise and Omen music played behind it.
"I take it that's not good." Duo said staring at the floating, glowing laptop.
"No it is not." Heero replied. The Omen music increased in volume as the other 3 occupants of the safe house came from wherever they were to check it out.
"Heero, what is your laptop doing?" Quatre said his voice on the border of calm and panic.
"I have no idea but maybe running would help huh?" Heero said as he and Duo slowly stood. The Gundam pilots were about to bolt when the possessed laptop of doom engulfed the safe house and in a flash the pilots had disappeared.
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On earth, Rizui sat playing N64 with Chibi, who was winning at Mario Party 2.
"AHH! NO, NO, NO!" Rizui said as she slammed her controller down and Chibi jumped up and did a pelvic thrust of victory.
"Okay, now let's go play Poke'mon Stadium!"
"No."
"Miami Vice?"
"No."
"What then?" Rizui pondered this over. Then grinned darkly.
"Let's play chase Chibi!"
"No, what about Poke'mon Stadium 2?"
"Okay, prepare to get your—"CRASH! There was loud crash from the basement and Chibi and Rizui whipped their heads around.
"What was that pray tell?" Rizui said sort of calmly.
"I have no idea flesh of my flesh. Let us go see." Chibi picked up his bible/spell book and headed out of the game room and towards the basement. Rizui walked out and climbed agilely along the walls.
(In the basement)
Duo rubbed his head and realized he was sitting on Heero. He quickly jumped up and started blushing.
"Uh thanks for breaking my fall?"
"Hn." Heero mumbled as he sprang up. Wufei was helping up Quatre who had landed head first on Trowa, who was suffering a nosebleed from the fall and the closeness of Quatre.
"Just where are we?" As soon as Duo asked that the steel basement door swung open and in the door way was Chibi and hanging from the ceiling was Rizui.
"You're in—"
"—our humble abode!" Rizui finished as she jumped from the ceiling. Chibi jumped down the stairs and swayed to the right as his spell book/bible flew open and Rizui landed to his left and swayed to the left.
"Wait a sec-!"
"VOSHKEN!" The call echoed as the walls of the basement rippled and began to melt around the Gundam pilots.
"What is this!?" Duo shouted as the walls started to crumble and melt around them. The metal of the walls formed a liquid pool that trapped them where they stood.
"In a few minutes you'll either drown or die of major blood loss if you don't tell us who you are!" Rizui hissed.
"Just get us out of this and we'll tell you!!" Heero screamed as he found himself knee-deep in the ever growing pool of liquid metal. Rizui nodded to Chibi who pouted disappointedly.
"Do I have to?"
"Yes now hurry before they die."
"Okay, okay. NEKHSOV!" Chibi shouted and the liquid metal then reverted back to their places on the wall.
"H-how did you do that?!" Duo exclaimed as he looked at the now solid metal on the walls.
"A little magic, duh!" Chibi answered.
"Magic? But magic's not real!"
"Yes it is! And it's easy too! Watch this!" Chibi flipped to a page in his book.
"Lamorte! Whorivus histein le rien!" And black rain started falling from the ceiling.
"Whoa! That is so cool!" Duo said bouncing up to the gloating Chibi. "Got any more stuff in there?"
"Sure I got a million of 'em! I can teach you!"
"Really?! Oh that would be so cool—"
"Dude just follow Chibi and all is cool!" And Duo and Chibi started to converse on every random topic there is.
"...Well that was interesting. Follow me upstairs why don't you?" The G-pilots just shrugged and followed the spider girl.
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See? What I tell ya? But this is only part of it my man!
Cell: In a second this will turn cliché-
And in another second 50 million cells will die in my body!
Cell: ...right.
Okay, please review!
Hey, the Doc is back! On another name...and another e-mail...I am so clever. The doctor has endless resources.
Cell: This is just a fic explaining why Doc should never eat an entire box of pizza by herself and drink a 2 liter bottle of Apple juice mixed with Pepsi and Dr. Pepper. Damn that's a lot of stuff!
I got hungry! *Pats giant stomach* Ohh I feel sick.
Dad: And you're usually so pale and skinny.
No I don't. Okay, so by accident—or is it fate?—the G-boys get dropped into my lap (and not in that way!) And let it be known that Chibi was Duo in another life. Will they be able to handle the drug addicts and drunkards that live in my neighborhood?! If I can't how will they!?
Dad: *Runs around excitedly* YATTA! YATTA! YATTA!
*Shakes head* See? Now read this while I go puke till I'm back to my normal weight. *Runs to bathroom*
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Heero was typing in front of his trusty laptop with Duo snoring away on the couch beside him.
"Hmm, this looks odd—HEY!" Heero shouted as his laptop chose that time to freeze up. He slammed the top down angrily and glared at it. Then the laptop started to glow an unholy glow. Duo slowly came back to the land of the living as the laptop started to rise and Omen music played behind it.
"I take it that's not good." Duo said staring at the floating, glowing laptop.
"No it is not." Heero replied. The Omen music increased in volume as the other 3 occupants of the safe house came from wherever they were to check it out.
"Heero, what is your laptop doing?" Quatre said his voice on the border of calm and panic.
"I have no idea but maybe running would help huh?" Heero said as he and Duo slowly stood. The Gundam pilots were about to bolt when the possessed laptop of doom engulfed the safe house and in a flash the pilots had disappeared.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
On earth, Rizui sat playing N64 with Chibi, who was winning at Mario Party 2.
"AHH! NO, NO, NO!" Rizui said as she slammed her controller down and Chibi jumped up and did a pelvic thrust of victory.
"Okay, now let's go play Poke'mon Stadium!"
"No."
"Miami Vice?"
"No."
"What then?" Rizui pondered this over. Then grinned darkly.
"Let's play chase Chibi!"
"No, what about Poke'mon Stadium 2?"
"Okay, prepare to get your—"CRASH! There was loud crash from the basement and Chibi and Rizui whipped their heads around.
"What was that pray tell?" Rizui said sort of calmly.
"I have no idea flesh of my flesh. Let us go see." Chibi picked up his bible/spell book and headed out of the game room and towards the basement. Rizui walked out and climbed agilely along the walls.
(In the basement)
Duo rubbed his head and realized he was sitting on Heero. He quickly jumped up and started blushing.
"Uh thanks for breaking my fall?"
"Hn." Heero mumbled as he sprang up. Wufei was helping up Quatre who had landed head first on Trowa, who was suffering a nosebleed from the fall and the closeness of Quatre.
"Just where are we?" As soon as Duo asked that the steel basement door swung open and in the door way was Chibi and hanging from the ceiling was Rizui.
"You're in—"
"—our humble abode!" Rizui finished as she jumped from the ceiling. Chibi jumped down the stairs and swayed to the right as his spell book/bible flew open and Rizui landed to his left and swayed to the left.
"Wait a sec-!"
"VOSHKEN!" The call echoed as the walls of the basement rippled and began to melt around the Gundam pilots.
"What is this!?" Duo shouted as the walls started to crumble and melt around them. The metal of the walls formed a liquid pool that trapped them where they stood.
"In a few minutes you'll either drown or die of major blood loss if you don't tell us who you are!" Rizui hissed.
"Just get us out of this and we'll tell you!!" Heero screamed as he found himself knee-deep in the ever growing pool of liquid metal. Rizui nodded to Chibi who pouted disappointedly.
"Do I have to?"
"Yes now hurry before they die."
"Okay, okay. NEKHSOV!" Chibi shouted and the liquid metal then reverted back to their places on the wall.
"H-how did you do that?!" Duo exclaimed as he looked at the now solid metal on the walls.
"A little magic, duh!" Chibi answered.
"Magic? But magic's not real!"
"Yes it is! And it's easy too! Watch this!" Chibi flipped to a page in his book.
"Lamorte! Whorivus histein le rien!" And black rain started falling from the ceiling.
"Whoa! That is so cool!" Duo said bouncing up to the gloating Chibi. "Got any more stuff in there?"
"Sure I got a million of 'em! I can teach you!"
"Really?! Oh that would be so cool—"
"Dude just follow Chibi and all is cool!" And Duo and Chibi started to converse on every random topic there is.
"...Well that was interesting. Follow me upstairs why don't you?" The G-pilots just shrugged and followed the spider girl.
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See? What I tell ya? But this is only part of it my man!
Cell: In a second this will turn cliché-
And in another second 50 million cells will die in my body!
Cell: ...right.
Okay, please review!