Chapter 1: welcome to the mad house
"Hello my name is sam but because there's another sam you can just call me the author the others call me that" i say hobbling towards a woman in a wheelchair as she gestures for me to lay in her lap. "And i am mary but most of the characters call me mistress rendon or just rendon i am afraid you caught the author at a feeding time il just let kenobi do the rest of the intro" rendon says with a smile and begins to nurse the author.
"Gladly rendon anyway this is the dimension where all us characters go when we are not making a story we have everything we need food, water, entertainment everything and a recording studio to make the chapters" obi-wan says walking through a corridor. "Anyway counting the author himself we have 3 people named 'sam' here but we call the one from the saw fic triptrap" obi-wan adds picking up nox and mender bouncing the babies in his arms. "Hey daddy" both nox and mender say and nox notices the floating camera that is the reader "oh hey readers me and daddy just got off set" nox says as obi-wan walks towards a door marked "kenobi family".
"Anyway we have had a long recording session with the author and it's my little ones nap time perhaps one of the other caretakers will like t-" obi-wan says as the camera is grabbed by a unseen attacker and dragged away.
After a while the camera comes back online and is in a room with rusted walls and contraptions that look incredibly unsafe are scattered everywhere and a very twitchy skinny red headed man can be seen. "Oh h-h-hey i am sam but the others just call me triptrap" triptrap says nervously and picks up the camera.
"You must be so confused on how things work right? Well il explain" triptrap says crawling into a vent as jigsaw can be heard shouting "JUST BE BACK NO LATER THAN 7 WE ARE HAVING PIZZA!"
"Anyway there are a few different types of people y-yea" triptrap says excitedly "we each do a different thing here when we are not recording me and master jigsaw work the security camera" triptrap says getting out a vent in a very large living room.
"Anyway there are only really littles and caretakers here master is my caretaker i use the potty unlike a lot of other littles here like-" triptrap says turning a camera to a golden blond haired man sitting in a anthro umbreons lap, the boy idly playing with a stuffed mareep toy. "Alex alex uses diapers" triptrap adds with a giggle "hello triptrap and please don't mock alex" zenith says smiling gently but looking firmly at triptrap.
"Did you steal another camera? The author is going to flip if he sees you did it again" alex says shaking his head as triptrap scampers into another vent "an-anyway they do all the engineering and building stuff" triptrap says suddenly being pulled out of a vent. "Triptrap stop transporting yourself by vent it's really unsafe and il have to tel jig that your pull up needs changing" loden says placing triptrap on the ground.
Turning the camera on himself triptrap is blushing "well ok maybe i wear pullups because master doesn't trust me to get to the potty ALL the time buuut" triptrap says as my voice is suddenly broadcasted through the camera. "TRIPTRAP NOT AGAIN!" i say and the jumpy little scampers back into a vent out of sight and the scene transitions to another floating camera in my office.
"Honestly at some point i do not know what to do with that version of me" i say shaking my head "anyway there is no overarching story on this one it's just going to be one shots you know a characters normal day and my antics" i say shrugging.