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Okay well here it is. I bet a lot of you thought this wouldn't be up for awhile. Well you were wrong! Hehehe anyways here's the first chapter enjoy. It basically just explains a few things.

1

Okay so I'm just going to straighten things out for you all.

My name is Rosemarie Hathaway but if you call me Rosemarie I'll kick you. And believe me, my kicks are worse than my punches.

But anyways my name is Rose. I'm what you would call a Death Dealer. Yeah I know it sounds weird. But what it really comes down to is that I died. But then my best friend Lissa brought me back to life with her awesome Spirit powers. Oh by the way she's a Moroi and I'm a dhampir.

So I became a Death Dealer when I willingly gave up my life for someone I loved a.k.a. Dimitri Belikov. Well it was a few days I think, still foggy on that time, after I was taken by the Strigoi that I kind of sort of 'died'…again.

Instead of my body dying and my spirit moving on I went, body and soul, to the Shadow World, the Land of the Dead. It's basically limbo. I've been told there is more than just the meadow I'm regularly stuck in but I have yet to see it. So to me there isn't anything but that meadow. And that meadow is rather annoying to be stuck in.

Okay okay back to the whole 'Death Dealer' thing. So after I went through the arch, or rather was pulled through by Mason, I went to the meadow. Where I got to meet Lissa's long dead parents. They basically told me that I have to go back and protect Lissa from the storm that's about to happen.

Guess what. That storm is now on Doppler Radar and it's a big ass storm.

So now I'm tricked out in all the Death Dealer gear. I have this awesome hilt thing, still don't know exactly what to call it, that I can change in to any weapon of my choosing. Mainly it stays as a sword because I am a bit more comfortable wielding that than anything else. Might be due to the fact of the Spokane thing, so not getting in to that.

Basically I just have to kill those who are not supposed to be. The Strigoi. Which makes no sense because I'm a Guardian and I would have been doing that anyways.

I'm also Shadow Kissed which is according to Lissa's mom the reason why I'm a Death Dealer. Giving up my life signed me over to the Death Dealer thing. But hey I'm not going to complain. I've been giving things I never would have had as a normal dhampir.

Like the fact that my senses have been upgraded. I mean they were already superior to begin with but now they are completely kickass.

I also have the awesome ability to go back and forth between the Land of the Living and the Shadow World. And the Shadow World is like my own mall. If I need something I can just go there wish it up and BAM I have it. Of course my conscious is telling me there's a catch, I've been ignoring that.

Anyways back to the whole storm thing.

My best friend Lissa has been kidnapped by one of the Queen's cronies that's working with whoever she's working with. My first guess is going to be Viktor Dashkov. Because this wouldn't be the first time he's kidnapped Lissa.

The only problem with that is he's in prison. Or at least from our sources he is. That's why me and heartthrob Russian God Dimitri Belikov and my self are going there to make sure. If he's not then well we have a problem.

If he is there then, I have no clue as to who in the hell is doing this. And when I find him I'm going to rip him to shreds and run him through a blender and feed him to Psi Hounds.

Yeah that sounds good.

This is when Dimitri would say, "Enough Rose."

But Dimitri isn't here right now. He's off talking with Alberta while I'm sitting in what this hellhole they call an airport calls a chair. I'm trying to watch where Lissa is but whoever this is doing this is smart. They're keeping her mobile. So whoever it is knows about my 'powers'.

But I'm sure the bitch of a Queen told them everything they needed to know. No wonder she put me through all that hell to become a Guardian. She was testing me for weaknesses.

"What's wrong?"

I look up from the very interesting tile I've been staring at to see Dimitri leaning against a pillar.

"Nothing besides I'm an idiot."

"No you aren't," he says sitting down beside me.

I turn so I can stare at him, "I should have realized that all of those 'tests' the Queen was putting me through was just so she could inform on me to her 'superiors'."

"You can't blame your self for that. She's the Queen, no one would have ever though she was capable of that."

"Really?" I asked sarcastically. "I knew from the start she was a bitch."

"Roza," he sighed.

"Oh no don't even start," I say getting to my feet. "You aren't going to go all "Oh Roza" on me. Nuh uh Comrade. I'm completely right about this and you know it. So I want to hear you call her a bitch."

He stared at me, "What?"

"Say it," I say tapping my feet.

He mutters something in Russian and gets to his feet.

"Not getting away with that. Someone refuses to teach me Russian swear words so I don't know what you just said."

"I thought you looked them up?" he asked raising an eyebrow.

"Well that was awhile ago," I admit, "but stay on subject! Say it!"

"Fine! The Queen's a bitch," he says throwing his hands up.

I smile triumphantly.

"Glad we concur."

"Oh big words now huh?"

"Shut it," I say pushing him playfully.

He grabs my arm and pulls me towards him, "I have better ideas," he says before his lips crush down upon mine.

Kissing him is just so much fun. I wish I could do it all day.

Hope that wasn't too boring for ya. Thanks for reading! Review!!!

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