I do not own Legend of Zelda, my friends, or anything else I don't own!...too bad…
Hello and welcome to my fanfic! Oh My God…A Game?
This is the story of what happens when my two of my friends and I get sucked into Hyrule, and how people in the real world react.
Just so you know… all author notes will be in ( )'s
Enough of my badgering! On with the Fic!!!
Chapter One- The Portal.
Three friends, one guy, two girl, (NOTHING GOING ON!! Believe me…you'll find out why later on….) lying on body pillows, are just watching a show.
"So…. Since we are here…. What know?" a boy with shaggy hair, and pudge on his body asked the other two.
"Well, Trace, we've had dinner, watched Will and Grace (Don't own) and have looked at tons of random web pages." A blonde highlighted frizzy brown haired girl commented.
"Ria … Most of those had yaoi… YuGiOh (Don't own) yaoi…" a mostly dark tan skinned girl, with short hair, tied into a ponytail slightly growled.
"Jilandre… Leave her alone… it was an experience…That's for sure…" Trace nodded with a mostly blank face on.
"Je. Lighten up. If I remember correctly YOU didn't come up with anything…" Ria said as she glared.
"But it's not like there is anything to do… except ask questions." Je said.
"That's a good idea! SHANE!!!!"
"Ria! We are NOT getting your gay friend up here to ask me THAT question!"
"Aww… Come on!!!"
"No!" Je then thwapped Ria with a yellow pillow in the shape of a popular electric rat.
"JILANDRE!!!!" Ria grabbed a purple pillow with a patched on Yugi fabric and proceeded to attack Je.
Trace just watched and then his face got an "I just got an idea!" look. He said "I just got an idea!" But the others were too busy fighting. Trace then snuck out of the room.
After about a half hour the two stopped fighting (Ria winning) and looked around dumbfounded. (As usual…These are based on my real friends so… )
"Where did Trace go?" Ria asked.
"I think he went to get lemonade." Je lied.
"Oh"
"So… what do you wanna do now?"
"Um… I think I want lemonade…"
Je anime fell. "Just wait for him…"
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"Sooooooo… I can't get lemonade?"
Je slapped her forehead "No… Let him bring it"
"Fine." Ria then got up, sat in the computer chair, and started to type.
Trace walked in carrying a box "What are you looking up?"
"Where were you? We just looked around and you weren't there!"
"Okay MOM… I just walked to my house and grabbed this"
"Wait a second… you walked all the way home? Isn't that like a 15 minute walk?" Ria asked with a thinking frown on her face.
"Well yeah…And you said you just noticed?"
Both girls at the same time…"Umm…Yeah."
"Morons… Don't tell me the pillow fight was that long?"
Again at the same time "Yeah... so?"
"Oh my god… Who won?"
"I did! Je was PAWNED!!!" Ria said as she held up a sign that said "PWNED!!!"
"Where did you get that?"
"I won it from Je… duh."
"So… You didn't get lemonade?" Je asked
"What is she talking about Ria?"
"We thought you were getting lemonade"
"Why?"
"I don't know"
"Well you guys can get some while I set this up."
"What is it?"
"My N64… I brought along Ocarina of Time!"
"Isn't that one player?" Je asked
"So?"
"We all can't play it."
"Well maybe you guys can help me… I haven't played in forever… and I forgot how to get through the guards."
"WHAT!?!?! That is so easy!!! I haven't played this in forever and I know that!" Ria yelled.
"QUIET DOWN!!!!!" a voice from nowhere yelled.
"SORRY MOM!!!!!"
"Just go get the lemonade and I'll hook it up to the TV."
"Fine"
Ria went almost roadrunner speed out the door and down some stairs. Je followed, leaning her head back in the door for a second to say, "Why do you torture me this way Trace?"
"I try Je, I really do…"
Je's face suddenly went red and she almost bit Trace's head off if it weren't for Ria popping up and dragging her by the coller and down the stairs.
"THANKS RIA!!!" Trace yelled out the door.
"NO PROBLEM!!!" was heard in response.
Trace fumbled around with the television set and the game console for about 2 minutes and loaded up to the Press Start screen. He watched for about 5 minutes and the girls came back up caring a giant football jug thingy. (They have them on the side lines nodding face)
"Why are you just watching the screen?" Je' asked.
"It's neat…" (It is…) Trace answered without his gaze wavering.
Ria started to watch for a second until Je nudged her shoulder and started whispering in her ear. Ria nodded a little bit and then sat down, knees on the floor, behind Trace. She gave a "Ready" type-ish signal and grabbed Trace in a full nelson. Trace squirmed to pick the controller up. He just knew that the two would do something as horrible as stopping the awesome video thingy. (THEY WOULD TOO!!!)
"Now!" Ria yelled and Je grabbed the controller.
"NO!!!!" Trace yelled as he started to break free, but as he got out and dived for the controller Je pressed it.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!" Trace screamed in anguish. He then started to cry.
The girls giggled, but after about 5 minutes the start screen came back on.
"Yay!!!" Trace grabbed at the controller and started to watch, but then pressed start when he noticed the girls were starting to watch it.
"Why did you do that!" Je yelled.
"Now you know how it feels."
"That's mean…."
"Exactly"
"But…"
"Anyway…let's start" Trace pressed A on his file and they started playing for about an hour the girls were starting to fall asleep.
Trace started playing a little bit longer and started to get angry at Zelda as she kept talking on and on and on…
"STUPID ZELDA!!! DEATH TO YOUR WINDOWS WITH NINTENDO CHARACTERS! DEATH TO YOUR LONG SPEECH ABOUT THE GODESSES!!! DEATH TO YOU!!!!!" Trace started to yell very loudly.
The girls woke up and jerked their heads up. Je had a line of drool coming down her chin so it flew into the air and fell on the console. Suddenly an electrical spark started going around the console and then a portal pooped up on the screen, letting out a loud noise and bad smell.
"Hey guys…." Trace almost whispered as he stared at the multi-colored, swirly, and 3D thingy on the screen.
"WHY DID YOU START YELLING?!?" Je screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Shhh Je… watch the screen…."
"What? Why?" and then she saw the screen. She also began to stare at the swirly thing.
Ria noticed the screen and saw that the others would probably be there forever if she didn't do anything now. She left the two staring in silence.
"…" Je didn't say
"…" Trace didn't say
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Ria came back with two colas that she started to shake up. Of course the others didn't notice. She then gave them each one of them.
"Thanks" they both said in unison.
They both tried to open after a minute, and when they opened it a stream of cola from each of the cans started spraying
"AAAAAAHHH!!!!" Trace started to scream. He then started to enjoy the mist.
Je did not however. She was sprayed for about 10 seconds and then threw the can out the window. A dog started to bark.
"So you guys know what this is?" Ria asked calmly.
"I think it will bring us into the game…" Trace said.
"Why do you say that?"
"It happens all the time. I had a friend online who was sucked into Kingdom Hearts II."
Je started to sort of growl. "That never happens!"
"How do you know? Has it ever happened to you? Didn't think so. You guys know the characters in the Zelda games, right?"
"Yeeeeeeees……" In unison.
"WELL HERE WE GO!!!!!" Trace yelled as he threw the other two in and hoppeded in after.
Well that's the end of chapter one! Come back next time for Chapter Two: Ooo...Powers…And Who Is This Chick?