Chapter 1: The Arrival

With his palm hitting the floor of the hard grassy plain, Naruto expected to see the Chief Toad in his presence, he was sure that his practice had finally paid off. As the smoke cleared, there, in the centered was a guy, in spandex. Red and black, a mask that covered his entire face, one knee to the ground. Naruto could clearly see two swords on his back, but he was not sure what was the two things hanging on his belt on his side.

"Wha!" screamed Naruto as he pointed to the man in the suit.

"Yo" replied the man in a calm mild voice. "Calm down what the hell are you screaming... wait where am I? DID YOU BRING ME HERE YOU TINY FREAK?!"

"Hey! Who are you calling a freak you spandex wearing monkey"

"Woah, woah, okay calm down there little kid," said the man as he turned around as he realized that he wasn't in New York anymore.

"What's your name?"

"You can call me Naruto!"

"What's that? Romanian? Am I in roam?"

"Wait, what?" asked Naruto confusingly. "What's your name Mr. Spandex?"

"Me? You can call me Deadpool."

"Strange name," replied Naruto.

"My name? You're the one named after my lunch."

"What are you talking about?" asked Naruto as he moved closer to Deadpool. Slowly examining his swords like a sneaky kid on Christmas.

"Aye!" yelled Deadpool. "Back to my question! Where the hell am I?"

"You're in the Konoha, the Hidden Leaf Village," said Naruto proudly holding his head up to the sky.

"Okay quick recap kids that are reading this story, the village is NOT a leaf! And I swear to god I just had Naruto for lunch today! Okay, now back to this rabbit that brought me here to his strange land."

"Okay, so I am not in Rome?"

"What are you talking about old man?"

"Don't call me old!" retorted Deadpool. "Listen, can we be serious here and explain to me what is going on?"

"Well," started Naruto, "I been practicing my summoning jutsu, day and night to master it and I finally thought I got it right until just now when you appeared instead of this fifty foot frog."

"I said SERIOUS!" screamed Deadpool. "Where in the hell does a 50 foot frog live?"

"Okay, another pause here readers. I actually have seen things more bizarre than a 50 foot frog. Come on I even know about you reading this god-forsaken story. I might have exaggerate over there. Oh well. Back to the story kids!"

"I am telling the truth old man!"

"What did I tell you about calling me that! Okay, never mind. Listen here kid, you just, how would you put it. You just 'summoned' me from my world."

"Woah," said Naruto in amazement. "I didn't even know that was possible… we have to get to the Pervy Sage fast!"

"Pervy Sage? Mhm seems like my kind of guy."

On there walk over to the hot springs, Naruto explained his world to Deadpool. He told his about the Ninja arts, about the country, and about his friends. In return, Deadpool told him about his world. Where the ninjas he knows about doesn't have powers like Naruto, where super heroes and villains are in an on going war, he even told Naruto about this kid that actually shoots web like a Spider.

"What I would give to see a world like yours Deadpool."

"Who knows kid, maybe one day you might get to see it."

As they approached the spring they both heard the screams of women on the other side.

"Yep he's here alright," said Naruto. "Aye yo Pervy Sage!"

Naruto and Deadpool entered the hot springs. The steam surrounded the entire area; it was more of a sauna than a hot spring at this point.

"Stop calling me that Naruto!" said Jiraiya.

"Woah, bro, I think there might be a bear on your head…looks more like a polar bear…" said Deadpool staring at Jiraiya's hear.

"Naruto, who is this kid?"

"Yo! Who are you calling a kid? Old man?"

"Old MAN!? Said Jiraiya lunging at Deadpool. Naruto however quickly grabbed him back. "Let me at him! I will show him who is old!"

"Bring it on old man!" said Deadpool tauntingly.

"Stop it! Both of you. You two are starting to make me look mature here."

"Jiraiya, this is Deadpool. Deadpool, this is Jiraiya, my somewhat of a mentor. And Jiraiya, I kinda summoned him here."

"HAHAHA!" said Jiraiya sarcastically. "That's impossible you couldn't have. "

"So there is no way that I this could ever happen?" said Naruto.

"I never said that. I said that it was impossible that you could do that. The thing is that, there is only one summoning jutsu that could do this, and it's forbidden. Only one man I know would even know how to preform this."

"Orochimaru…" said Naruto cutting Jiraiya off.

"That's right."

"Alright readers, I hope you know the fuck they were talking about there because I had damn idea! I was distracted by that hot mama in next door steam house hehe.."

"So how the hell did he get here?" asked Naruto.

"One guess," said Jiraiya. "Let me see your hand Naruto."

As Jiraiya examined Naruto's hand, he finally understood what would have brought Deadpool here.

"Do you see these marks under your nails Naruto? These are darken pours that allows the Nine Tails chakra to slip out. My guess is that when you were just about to summon, he let a little slipped out and must have used it to control the summon."

"Okay, first you had me, okay well you never had me but now I'm lost," cut in Deadpool. "However, how the hell do you explain me coming from another universe?!"

"ANOTHER UNIVERSE!" screamed Jiraiya. "Naruto, how the hell did you manage to leave that part out? This is not my knowledge, we have to go… to here…"

"Not her…" said Naruto.

"Whose her?" asked Deadpool awkwardly. "Jean Grey? Emma Frost? Voldermort?!"

"What? Just follow us," said Jiraiya.

Deadpool follow both Naruto and the old man and he finally got a closer look at the mountain with the faces on them.

"That might be a copyright kids!"

As they walked up the stairs and turn into a wooden door, Deadpool was struck with amazement. In front of him was the most beautiful, big breasted woman he had ever laid eyes on. Her breasts were just so plump and ripe he couldn't keep his eyes off.

"Don't bother kid," Naruto said, breaking his trans. "She's as old, maybe even older than the Pervy Sage."

"WAH!" said Deadpool dropping to his knees.

"What is the meaning of this!" boomed Tsunade.

Her voice erected Deadpool right back to his solider stance.

"Who is this clown?" asked Tsunade.

"He's actually-"

Before Naruto could finish, there was a big boom and the entire room shook as dust fell from the ceiling. Out of the window there was a dark cloud and out of the cloud two figures stepped out.

"Um Naruto, getting me home have to wait."

"Huh? Why?" asked Naruto.

"Because I think my home is coming to me. You see that guy on the right? That's a hunter, they call him Sabertooth."

"And that's Orochimaru!" yelled Naruto pointing out the window.

"Naruto lets go" said Jiraiya.

But before Naruto could react, Deadpool was put of the window and in full pursuit. Naruto hopped out of the window and rushed towards Deadpool.

"Hehe you're pretty fast for an old man" said Naruto as he caught up with Deadpool, both of them now running along the rooftops towards Orochimaru and Sabertooth.

"Imma show you more than speed kid, lets see what you're made out of," said Deadpool as he draws out both of his swords.

"Alright, lets see what you got old man hehe. Shadow clone jutsu!"