Azure Indigo: Hola Everyone! And welcome to my first story! And yes I do know it will be horrible so Yeah!

Azure Violet: You're a dumbass…. And need to get a life….

Azure Indigo: Well sorry I thought I'd lighten up the mood but apparently you, don't think that's a good idea… Where did you come from anyway? I talk to you in public and people call me crazy… Are you real?

Azure Violet: Do you remember the sandwich you ate 4 days ago with ham?

Azure Indigo: Yeah…

Azure Violet: Poof I'm alive!

Azure Indigo: Crap you were born because your egg was in a sandwich? I need to stay off the 20 day year old mayonnaise…

Disclaimer: I do not own anything involving Bleach or any other Manga I use in the story.

Ichigo is just like any other kid in Karakura High, he eats, sleeps, talks, and has problem like anyone else…. Except… He's being forced to marry!

"Dad I told you already! I'm not marrying that gross, baggy sweater girl in class 2-B!" Ichigo threw a chair at his father, Isshin, in anger "The only way I'd marry her is if she'd let me see what's under that sweater! So I can at least figure out if she has flat chest or has actual Melons like Rangiku!"

Isshin ducked down to dodge the chair which hit the wall behind him with a loud Smack! "Son… Our families in a financial crisis, your sisters are still young; I can barely pay for your education, and not to mention your mother is milking me dry for the divorce money! If you marry her, he families riches will be shared with us and our families will be happy" Isshin made a cute puppy dog face "Do it for your sisters~! Besides when you're married you'll getting the occasional, hanky panky hehe." Isshin smirked

Ichigo blushed in embarrassment and anger "I don't care! You old pervert! I'll leave school just please don't make me marry her!" he fell to the ground shaking his fists at the sky.

Isshin sighed "Go to school son, we'll talk about this later… Besides, I thought you had that essay due today?" Isshin nudged towards Ichigo with an evil smile

Ichigo's face went pale 'Oh god I totally forgot….' He thought.

"Haha! Remember our deal son, each time you don't hand something in you hav-.." even before Isshin could finish his sentence Ichigo had already sprung around the room grabbing a piece of bread and his bag and sprinted out the door…

~At School~

Ichigo ran into the computer room and literally jumped into the air and landed in a chair beside 2 friends, Rangiku a 3rd year, and Ikkaku a 2nd year student. He was literally logged in even before he sat down. Ichigo had to write an Essay on the "Importance of a Family and How it Helps Anyone" An awkward topic to write about when your being force to marry.

Ichigo smashed his hands onto the keyboard typing like a maniac with his usual scowl on his face. He had 2 weeks to do this essay but procrastinated it to the last day. During the two week he had partied with friends, got some tutoring from Ishida, and Boxed with Chad. Now on the last day, 1 hour before it's supposed to be handed in, he had just started…

Rangiku was sitting beside Ichigo staring and the blur that was Ichigo's hands in amazement. "Ichigo… slow down, I think the keyboards bleeding… or is that you?" she twisted her waist and her breast jiggled into Ichigo's vision

"Rangiku now is not the time to try and seduce me again, your going out with Gin and I think you like that boy genius in class 2-C, and I have to get this essay done! And yes the blood is from my hands…" he didn't even pause a little in typing speed. Ichigo smashed his index finger onto the Enter Button and took a deep breathe "Phew… I'm Done…."

"That is the biggest piece of crap I have ever seen…" Ikkaku said, leaning back in his chair to see Ichigo's screen.

"Shut up Ikkaku! You didn't even do yours!" Ichigo proclaimed.

Ikkaku stood up and a vein popped out on his forehead and he grabbed Ichigo's collar, Ichigo wasn't fazed… "I already told you and even the teachers that I'm only here to see my friends, not to do work or listen to a teacher for 7 hours…" Ikkaku smirked then sat back down in his chair "Also I want to find a hot girl to date and its kind of hard to find one in a Kendo Dojo…"

Rangiku chuckled into her hand, she like Ichigo but knew it would never work out, he was to high strung and little tempered to like her. "Ikkaku you have no sex appeal towards a human woman…. Your bald, you where make up on your eyes which in my opinion does not look good" she chuckled

Ikkaku gave her an evil look and looked back at his computer "So Ichigo why are you so stressed anyway?"

Ichigo sighed "I'm beign forced to marry Orihime Inoue…"

Rangiku froze and so did Ikkaku, Ikkakus head slowly turned toward him with a shocked look on his face "O-orih-hime?" they said in sync and it freak out Ichigo

"Ewww…." said Ikkaku shivering in disgust

"You mean that ugly girl in class 2-B? The one with braided ponytails, giant glasses, huge grey sweater, and shows off way to much of her forehead?" Yelled Rangiku

Ichigo sighed and pressed the print button for his essay "Wow Rangiku, you sure are good at noticing the little things…. Yes, That Orihime and trust me I'm not looking forward to it"

Rangiku smirked at Ichigo "You should forget about her and date me~! I am the most beautiful girl in school and I have the biggest breast in all of Karakura High!" she grabbed her boobs and practically smashed them into Ichigo's face, he was unable to breathe but he enjoyed it

"Umgfh! Stop iv! Ranvivu!" he pushed Rangiku away from his face and was able to breathe and he wiped the slobber off his face.

Rangiku looked down and saw slobber all over her shirt and smiled sweetly at Ichigo "It's fine~!" She was kind of happy part of him was on her.

"Rangiku, your beautiful and I respect that but seriously, you have two boyfriends already and I don't want be in the fight when they figure you've been cheating on them…"

"Good point…" Rangiku looked puzzled at Ichigo now thinking who would win in the fight

~Meanwhile~

A girl in the Library across from the Computer Lab stared at Ichigo smiling with her cute face, staring at him from behind a pile of books she had just read, she sighed and fell backward slowly until her head was placed against the wall. "We're getting married…I Orihime Inoue… Am getting married to…. Ichigo Kurosaki…" she smiled cheerfully