It Means Nothing To Me

by ryomach2

Absolute obedience means nothing when you're a lost soul in a strange town. Suitcase in your hand, a dreamlike journey through the streets of Europe is about to begin.

MY ULTRAVOX FAN FICTION
BY SMAPHDY BOAWOP

One day I went to Vienna. I walked around the town square and had an ice cream cone. As I was boarding the plane back to my native country, I looked behind me at the distant city lights.

"This means nothing to me," I whispered. "Oh, Vienna."

I then boarded the plane. The in-flight movie was The Bucket List starring Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman, with a single instance of "kiss my ass" censored to "kiss my boat".

I ate vegetable lasagne.

THE END . . . ?