.::. The best way to get rid of boners .::.
- One-shot -
"Everything is oversensitive," Sasuke mumbled.
"Oh baby should I make you feel better?" Naruto asked with a smile.
"How in the world can you make it better?"
"I'll figure something out, you'll see."
Sasuke sighed but soon fell into a fever induced sleep.
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"Cupcake... Wake up S'uke," the sick raven mumbled something vaguely familiar with 'don't call me that'. Naruto chuckled. "But don't you want to relieve yourself?"
"What?!"
"Yeah.. You know, you have a small problem.. Down there.. If you know what I mean?" Naruto smirked.
"Naruto! I'm sick! I don't want to have sex with you right now!" He screeched.
"Damn," the blonde mumbled and pushed his pinky into his ear, quite sure he was going to lose his hearing. "But that's not what I meant. I don't fancy being with a sick person either, even if that so called person is my boyfriend. I need to stay healthy, dattebayo!
"What did you mean then?" Sasuke whispered not just a little embarrassed.
Naruto smiled his thousand watt smile and said cheerily "Ice cream! Ice cream can even make your boner disappear! Ice cream is the best solution to everything even your fever! And nothing beats chocolate crisp ice cream it's so..."
"Naruto! I get it! Ice cream is amazing not please shut up, you're making my headache worse by all your screaming."
The blonde laughed "All right, all right! Please accept my humblest apologies with this peace treaty." He held out a bowl with 'that amazing ice cream' with a fond look at his boyfriend.
"Thank you Nar," the raven said with a cute little blush.
"Anything for you my dear," Nar whispered and kissed the ravens forehead and both of his red cheeks before he claimed his adorable boyfriends mouth in a sweet kiss. He swiped his tongue over Sasuke's bottom lip and was allowed access to the wet cavern of the raven. He playfully moved his tongue around on the walls before he engaged the younger to play with him.
When the need for air became too much to handle he nipped his cupcakes lip and pulled away with a barely heard gasp from S'uke.
He nuzzled the ravens nose for some time while he waited for the other to figure out how to breath once more. He brushed his lips over Sasuke's ear and loved the way the others breath hitched.
"I love you so indescribably much, cupcake," Nar whispered in his beloveds ear.
"I love you more. And don't ever call me cupcake again," S'uke said at the same time he wrapped his arms around the elders neck.
"I love you most and you know you can't make me stop, baby."
Sasuke sighed but gave up for the time being. He was way too tired to argue so he buried his head in his boyfriends neck and there they fell asleep in each others arms completely forgetting about the ice cream that had fallen down on the floor, until the next day when Naruto would fall all over it.
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I hope you enjoyed and even if you didn't I appreciate that you took your time and read it anyway!
I am aware that my english and grammar isn't the best as I've heard that quite a few times. But it isn't so much I can work on as I don't know what to work on. So I'm sorry if you find some incorrect spelling.
Anyways ~
I had fun writing this even though I was sick and I really enjoyed just writing something fluffy without any plot OwO