Krizzie: Here's my second attempt of a Naruto story. I deleted the other one for some major editing business, (see my profile for details, if you bother) and just got inspiration for a crappy one-shot. Well, I'll let you decide. Please review!

Reminder, this is compulsive writing and written overnight.

Hyuuga Neji, apparently, was the byakugan genius. Uchiha Sasuke, on the other hand, was the master of the sharingan, which almost everyone things is superior (and much more cooler-looking) over the Hyuuga's doujutsu.

So that left (almost) everyone wondering, why in the DEVIL'S NAME is Uchiha Sasuke craving for hellish veins to protrude around his eyes?

It all started on a Monday, when said Uchiha was just rising on his bed upon the crow of the morning rooster ahead. He rubbed his dark eyes and slipped off the bed. He took the new clothes he bought yesterday since his clothes were destroyed during training, and placed them neatly on the side of the bed. Then he took a shower, got dressed, went through all his morning necessities which he found fit, and then walked over to the training grounds.

By then, Uchiha Sasuke noticed that he didn't have that much morning necessities and was three hours ahead of the supposed meeting time, and knowing Kakashi, that meeting time would surely be extended.

So Sasuke decided to take the long way.

At first, it didn't seem so queer. All he got was a couple of dreamy gazes, matched with the stereotype drools, from his everyday fangirls, that (he refused to brand them as humans. No one that rabid could be considered as part of his species), thankfully, weren't following him around. He was unnerved only by the fact that they seemed more… enticed than the day before last.

But Sasuke was cool and wouldn't let such things bother him, so he continued to walk slowly, and ignored the flashes of the new gadgets (which he believed were called cameras, no matter how anti-social, Sasuke still reads the morning papers) all around him.

And then Uchiha Sasuke was halfway to the training grounds, and, calculating by the just rising sun, he was still about one and a half hour early. So, Uchiha Sasuke decided to walk slowly.

And then he started noticing. It was Hinata who first showed the signs. Wearing her usual red face, the shy girl attempted to touch him, but Sasuke, predictably, flinched away. All courage lost, Hinata then fled with a redder face. But, knowing Hinata's natural behavior, it didn't seem so weird at that time.

And then he saw Hyuuga, who was glaring at him for scaring away his cousin. And then, Sasuke noticed, a smirk suddenly played over the Hyuuga's ghostly lips. "Nice day Uchiha." was all he said. The younger boy was suspicious of the lack of the usual insults.

And then followed the damn Hyuuga's teammates, Tenten and Lee. Both attempted to wave at him, but both stopped halfway, and suddenly burst out laughing.

"G-Good… hahahaha….sorry, good day Sasuke-san." Tenten struggled to maintain breathing, and Lee was minutes away from having a laughter-induced heart attack, judging from the irregular spasms he was having on the dirt ground. Tenten opened her mouth to talk, when Sasuke saw the change of emotions in her eyes, and then she pulled Lee away with a quick, cheerful goodbye before bursting out laughing again.

Sasuke decided that there was something going on that he didn't know about. Question, he asked himself, what?

And then Sasuke realized he was finally at the training grounds. He climbed up a tree and let his legs dangle on one end of his chosen branch.

That was when Naruto arrived.

Sasuke couldn't forget the playful glint that suddenly splayed all over those crystal blue eyes, nor the sudden widening of Naruto's usual foxy grin.

Naruto released his hold on the back of his head, his grin turning into a sly smirk. "Hey teme, your zipper's open."