Another Day in…
THE LIFE OF A {censored} POKEMON TRAINER
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon, nor do I claim to. The great guys at Nintendo, Creatures, 4Kids, and Game Freak do. (Besides, if I thought I owned it, why would I write this fic?) I do not own Dragonball Z, nor do I claim to. I don't know who owns it. Also, my knowledge in Dragonball Z is limited, so please R&R. I do not own Digimon, nor do I claim to. I don't know who does. (Yes, I know it's a long disclaimer!)
**We are currently flying at Mach2 across a small field, then over a mountain, and we suddenly arrive in a city, looking from a bird's eye view, and see a sign labeled Celadon City. We fly downwards to a small building where sit a man in a suit, a fourteen year old boy, and a woman who for the moment we shall assume is his mother**
Man-in-suit: And so you feel that people are always annoying you?
Boy: Yeah. Got summat wrong with it?
Man-in-suit: No. And Mrs. Simmons…how do you feel about your son's view?
Mrs. Simmons: I can't even hear myself think. Son, where did you pick up that language?
Boy: SOMEWHERE ELSE!
Man-in-suit: Calm down Owen!
Owen: …okay.
M.I.S: Very well. I have diagnoses.
Mrs. Simmons: What?
M.I.S: Your son is suffering from a severe disease called Tempermentallius Randomness. Your son appears to have extreme temperamental flashes and random times.
Owen: Good idea. Speak about me in third person. I won't get mad.
M.I.S: Okay. But I believe that you should give me more time to study this disease.
Mrs. Simmons: Why?
M.I.S: Because your son is the first person diagnosed.
Mrs. Simmons: But what about the name.
M.I.S: I made it up.
Mrs. Simmons: Well that's a crappy name.
M.I.S: You try better to think up a long word in less than three seconds.
Owen: Superpowerfragballisticplaguedwithhalitosis.
M.I.S: Huh?
Owen: Super Power Frag Ballistic Plagued With Halitosis.
M.I.S: What does that have to do with anything?
Owen: YOU JUST TOLD ME TO THINK UP A LONG WORD IN LESS THAN THREE SECONDS!
M.I.S: THERE'S NO NEED TO SHOUT!
Owen: I'M NOT SHOUTING.
**Everyone stares at Owen**
Owen: Alright I am! I'M SHOUTING! I'M SHOUTING! I'M SHOU-- *Candlestick falls down at hits him on the head*
Mrs. Simmons: Owen! *snaps fingers*
**Owen wakes up**
Owen: WHAT?!
Mrs. Simmons: You haven't finished the session.
M.I.S: You passed out after a candlestick hit you on the head.
Owen: Well no shit Sherlock.
M.I.S: Jesus! I'm trying to help you stop swearing!
Owen: Yeah well kiss my trainer's ass, fatty!
M.I.S: I'm your counselor!
Owen: Oh, yeah…you're fired!
M.I.S: You can't fire me!
Customball: Sure he can
Everyone: shuddup!
M.I.S: You're not my boss!
Customball: Wanna bet?
Everyone: shuddup!
M.I.S: You are such a little asshole!
Owen: *pulls pants higher* Wanna say that again?
M.I.S: You are such a little asshole!
Owen: Oh yeah? *pulls pants higher* Wanna say that again?
M.I.S: You are such a little asshole!
Owen: Oh yeah? *begins to sweat. Pulls pants higher* Wanna say that again?
M.I.S: You are such a little asshole!
Owen: I would ask you to say that again…*steps closer* but I can't pull my pants any higher! *walks back*
Mrs. Simmons: Owen, I think you owe Mr. uh…
M.I.S: Elcartas de Seliagort mey Detfasr y Retrasado Anos!
Customball: Ole!
Everyone: shuddup!
Mrs. Simmons: Mr….Smith an apology.
Owen: He can kiss my ass! *tackles M.I.S.*
M.I.S: Sir, please! *gets punched* AW! Ayudame! Ayudame! Mierda! Ese daño! Párelo agujero del asno!
Owen: Spanish freak! Give me back my wallet!'
M.I.S: No hablar englis, senior! No comprhende!
Owen: Don't gimme that! *punches M.I.S* You were talking in English before.
M.I.S: Protectores! Ayudame por favor!
**Maian from Perfect Dark comes in and drags Owen off M.I.S**
Owen: Who are you?
Maian: I am Protector One. But you may call me Elvis! *raises hands to the sky and screams*
**We are at the Cerulean City Hospital. Guy walks out and yawns**
Guy: Sorry we're closed.
Ash: But we have an emergency situation!
Nurse Joy: The Pokemon Center is all filled up!
**Scene moves to Owen, Mrs. Simmons, and M.I.S. in a hospital room**
Mrs. Simmons: I'm terribly sorry Mr…uh…Smith.
M.I.S: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! OWEN HAS TO BE MOVED TO A SECURE FACILITY!
**Nazis walk in and begin to pull Mrs. Simmons and Owen apart. Owen reaches his hand out**
Owen: NOOOOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAH!!! MAMA!!!
**Iron Gate in a nearby concentration camp begins to break apart**
Owen: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
**Iron Gate is being held only by a small metal bar. A nazi walks up and hits Owen in the face with the butt of a rifle, and stares dumfounded at the gate**
**Later, we are at an unknown island in the middle of nowhere. A helicopter flies off, and we see Owen shouting at his Customball**
Customball: I DID NOT DO THIS!
Owen: YES YOU DID! IT'S ALL YOU'RE FAULT!
Customball: Why is it my fault?
Owen: BECAUSE IT IS!
Customball: Progress…
Owen: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
Customball: Nothing, except que vous êtes un horney peu hybride!
Owen: You think I don't know Spanish?
Customball: Yup! 'Cause that's French!
Owen: WHY IS EVERYONE FLUENT IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE IN THIS FIC!
Cause I said so…
Owen: Yeah, well you can just rot in hell!
Tut tut tut! Language Owen!
Owen: Yeah? Well what're you going to do about it?
Oh…nothing of consequence.
Owen: Friggin' little {censored}…HEY! WHAT THE {censored}?!?!?!
Customball: I think the author took away you're freedom of speech
Owen: Well no {censored} Sherlock!
Customball: But how did he do it?
Owen: WHATDYA MEAN?! HE'S THE AUTHOR! HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS!
Customball: Yes, but Irenicus always has a pattern. He'll never be supreme deity without having something happen in the story
Tai: Hey guys!
Owen: ACK! YOU AGAIN!
Matt: Yeah! How's it goin'?
Owen: Leave me alone! We had a deal!
Davis: But I couldn't help but find this. *holds up Eternal Box of Censoredness*
Owen: NOOOOOOOOOOO! *reaches hand out*
**Meanwhile, in Cerulean city**
Nazi: Spaß!
**Gate splits into a million pieces**
Other Nazi: Ich bin ein Geleekrapfen!
Nazi: Did you just say that you were a jelly doughnut?
Other Nazi: Yeah, why?
Nazi: Well, my colleague just screamed that he was a jelly doughnut, and I was wondering the reason.
Other Nazi: Ich weiß nicht. Geklungen wie eine gute Sache, zu der Zeit zu sagen.
Nazi: What?
Other Nazi: IRENICUS! THIS IS YOUR FAULT! CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU!! I HOPE YOU GET A BAD REVIEW!!
Already happened bub. And I wouldn't curse my creator if I were you. Too bad.
Other Nazi: SO ANYWAY! HEY! I CAN'T TALK NORMALLY! I HATE YOU! I HOPE YOU CHOKE!
Heh heh heh. *gag! gasp*
**And back at the (almost) deserted island**
Tai: So, we want a rematch.
Owen: Too bad!
Zak: I WANNA A REMATCH!
Owen: Hey, how'd you get here. How did the rest of you get here?
Matt: Well, ya see…We were at a counseling session, and for some reason, Davis spazzed out and started beating the counselor. Naturally, we had to help, so we're at a "secure facility."
Davis: Let's kick some Evil Butt!
Owen: Sounds exactly like what happened to me. Was the counselor Spanish?
Tai: Nope. Portuguese.
Owen: Mumble grumble mum{censored}ble. Mumble (something about a {censored} Irenicus) grumble
Customball: Ya know, my joints are killing me, and my second neck aches like nothing else. Would you let me out, por favor?
Owen: Alright. *reaches for Customball and throws it*
**Mewtwo appears**
Mewtwo: Thanks! *looks around* Hey, this is where I grew up!
Someone: Que pasa?
**Everyone turns around and sees a man standing there, holding a guitar with his left and chewing on a jelly doughnut**
Davis: EVIL!!!! *jumps on guy and starts to beat him up* LET'S KICK SOME EVIL BUTT!
Guy: Ayudame! Ayudame! POR FAVOR! PARADA!
**Mewtwo floats over**
Mewtwo: Holla, senior! Es usted un buñuelo de la jalea?
Guy: *nods head vigorously* Si! Si Senior Individuo anormal del demonio del monstruo!
Owen: What'd you ask him?
Mewtwo: I wanted to know if he was a jelly doughnut
Owen: Ask his name, {censored}!
Mewtwo: Cuál es su nombre?
Guy: Joe Idiota Paco.
Owen: Joe Idiot Jacob? What kind of a name is that?!
Mewtwo: His, apparently
Zak: Aren't you Mr. Mac?
Owen: WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?!
Zak: Well, my mom made me go to this dumb counseling session, so I attacked the counselor, and they had to send me to a "secure facility."
Owen: Was the counselor Spanish?
Matt: Portuguese?
Zak: German.
Everyone: Ah.
Joe: Yo una parra!
Mewtwo: Usted esta si!
Zak: THAT'S MY DAD!
Owen: Joe? That's your Dad?
Zak: My real one.
Owen: No wonder your mom made you go to a counseling session.
Zak: How long are we going to be here?
Mewtwo: When the helicopter comes back. In the meantime, I'm going to build another fortress. I blew up my old one
Zak: This is Mewtwo's Island?
Tai: I guess.
Mewtwo: Let's pretend I'm not here…
Matt: It might be his island. I never saw the movie.
Mewtwo: I was on TV? DUDE! That's awesome!
Davis: LET'S KICK SOME EVIL BUTT!
Owen: Mewtwo! There you are! Did you finish the fortress?
Mewtwo: What?
Owen: You said you were going to build a fortress!
Mewtwo: Huh?
Owen: "In the meantime, I'm going to build another fortress.
**Suddenly, a little yellow cloud flies down and who should appear but…*
Gohan: RAR! I'M GOHAN! I'M HERE TO AVENGE MY DAD!!!
Owen: Huh?
Zak: What?
Joe: Que?
Tai: Say what?
Matt: Gah…
Davis: LET'S KICK SOME EVIL BUTT!!!
Gohan: YOU KILLED MY DAD!! I'M HERE TO AVENGE HIM!!!
Mewtwo: He's lost it
Zak: I agree.
Owen: Thinks he's a super hero.
Tai: Poor guy.
Matt: So sad.
Joe: Goku es su padre.
Davis: Let's KICK SOME EVIL…BUTT!!!!!!
Gohan: *sweatdrop* You don't know who I am?
Mewtwo: Gorgon, or something, wasn't it?
Gohan: I am Gohan! The Avenger of…my dad!
Owen: …right. Well, we're busy. Maybe you could get back on your cloud and leave.
Gohan: Fine…*stands on cloud*
Cloud: spurr…sputter sputter sputter…wheeze…die…
Mewtwo: Maybe it evaporated
Gohan: DANGIT! This SUCKS! *tries to kick cloud, but foot goes through it and Gohan falls on his face*
Davis: Let's KICK SOME EVILLLLLLLLLL BUTT!!!
Owen: You know, that is REALLY getting annoying.
**Davis grins. Gohan starts to cry**
Mewtwo: WHAT?!?!?! MORONIC LITTLE BRAT! YOUR MOTHER WAS A {censored} {censored}…IRENICUS!!!!
Gohan: WAAAAAAAAAH!!! It's *sniff* not fair! *sob* PICCOLO!!!!!!
**Piccolo appears**
Piccolo: What?
Gohan: HE CALLED MY MOM A {censored} {censored}!
Piccolo: No way! He called your mom a {censored} {censored}?!
Gohan: Yes! Those were his exact words! A {censored} {censored}!
Piccolo: I can't let ANYONE get away with calling your mom a {censored} {censored}!
Owen: What're you gonna do!
Piccolo: I CHALLENGE YOU!
**We fly at Mach2 off the island to a familiar Stadium somewhere in Johto. Piccolo is on a yellow cloud on the left side, while Owen stands in the Red Trainer's Box on the right side**
Owen: *pulls out Pokeball* GO! *throws Pokeball*
**Pidgeot appears**
Joe: MADRE DE DIOS! ES EL POLLO DIABLO!!!!!!!!! *runs around the stadium*
Matt: What's he doing?
**Joe is running around in his boxers screaming "J'aime Matt! J'aime Matt!"
Matt: Oh my God! *grabs Tai's shirt* Kill me now! PLEASE!
Joe: Matt! Je t'aime!!!!
**Matt sobs**
Tai: I thought you couldn't understand Spanish.
Matt: *sob* I can't! *sniff* It's French!
Zak: What's he saying, anyway?
Matt: *Sob* I LOVE YOU MATT!! *sniff* WAAAAAAAH!!!
Mewtwo: Did Matt just say that he loves himself? Matt, you two are a skitz. Do you know what a Skitz is? It means Schizophrenic.
Owen: Pidgeot! Use your…
**Mewtwo pushes Owen aside**
Mewtwo: I hate Dragonball Z! It's worse than Digimon!
Tai: HEY!
Owen: I actually think that Dragonball Z is a pretty respectable Anime.
So do I!
Everyone: GO AWAY!!!
Fine!
Owen: But Pokemon could whup Dragonball Z any day.
Zak: Yup
Mewtwo: Oh yeah
Tai: Uh-huh
Matt: No doubt about it
Joe: Si!
Davis: LET'S KICK SOME EVIL (Dragonball Z) BUTT!!
Owen: Sheeeyudup!!!
Piccolo: We'll just see about that!
Gohan: Yeah!
Trunks: *chews popcorn* You know *smack* this would make a great *wolf* episode for both of the shows *chew*
Owen: How'd you get here?
Trunks: Same as Piccolo. I just did.
Mewtwo: Progress…
Trunks: What's that supposed to mean?
Mewtwo: Nothing, except usted es un hijo retardado de una puta
Joe: Oh querido!
Trunks: Ya think I don't know French?!
Mewtwo: Yup! 'Cause that's Spanish!
Trunks: I knew it! You called me a…
Mewtwo: A retarded son of a slutty whore
Trunks: Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Please repeat it?
Mewtwo: Ah…nothing
Trunks: Tell me!
Mewtwo: It was nothing of consequence
Owen: No, it wasn't.
Trunks: Okay, I believe you.
Owen: It was just a plain, simple fact.
Trunks: I ALREADY SAID I BELIEVE YOU!
Owen: Just making sure.
Matt: What were we talking about?
Owen: Birth parents.
Mewtwo: Seriously *thinks to Matt*
Matt: OH! Oh! Ohohohohohoh! That's not good!
**Kenny hops up**
Kenny: Hop hop hop! Hop like a bunny rabbit!
**Kenny hops away**
Matt: What?
Zak: I'm confused.
Gohan: Wait…
Everyone: IRENICUS!!!
What?
Piccolo: What was with the Kenny?
Heh heh heh…
Other Nazi: IS HE BOTHERING YOU TOO?
Owen: Why are you shouting?
Other Nazi: HE DID THIS TO ME!! IT'S ALL HIS FAULT! YA KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET A GERMAN CHICK WHEN YOU KEEP SHOUTING "OH- ja! Ich stimme zu! JA JA JA!" IT'S PRETTY FRUSTRATING!
Tai: What'd he say?
Nazi: "Oh yes! I agree! Yes yes yes!" I can see how.
Davis: I want a bunny!
Owen: What does THAT have to do with anything?
Davis: The guy hopped up and said to hop like a bunny rabbit!
Mewtwo: Why would you want bunnies? They breed like rabbits!
Owen: No duh!
Piccolo: Impressive, yes. Smart…I think I want a different anime rival.
You know, I'm still here…
Piccolo: *sweatdrop* gurk!
You wanna know what happens when someone says that about me?!
Piccolo: *shakes head*
You wanna know what happens when someone says that about me, followed by a gurk?!
Piccolo: No…
I get mad. VERY mad. I curse my characters!
Piccolo: No please…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! *pauses* !!!!!!!!HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Owen: What was that?
Piccolo: wonk t'nod I
Gohan: ACK! What did you do to him!?
Nothing of consequence…bye now!
Piccolo: !enif leef I
Gohan: Oh…Shhhiii*remembers {censored}* taki Mushrooms
Matt: What?
Gohan: He's…purely dyslexic!
Mewtwo: That'll be hard to understand
Tai: Ya know, you're pretty stupid.
Mewtwo: MEW SAYS I'M SPECIAL!!!!!!!
Owen: Yes you are…shuddup!
Zak: And what was it that you were sweat-dropping about in the first chapter.
Tai: Something about Mew being a girl.
Matt: Yeah, she told you something.
Owen: Clarify that, please.
Joe: Si! SI!
Tai: Eso no sonaba derecho.
Joe: Pervertido.
Owen: You speak Spanish?
Tai: Yeah. You learn when you travel a lot. I've got my own show! *gets hit with a chair labeled [showoff]*
Owen: I thought we got rid of that…
Matt: What?
Zak: I'm confused.
Gohan: Wait…
Everyone: IRENICUS!!!
**There is NO reply**
Everyone: IRENICUS!!!
**There is NO reply. None**
Everyone: IRENICUS!!!
**YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID!!! THERE IS NO REPLY WHATSOEVER! THAT MEANS NADA CONTESTACION, SENOR JOSEPH! NADA! ZIP! ZILCH! LEAVE ME ALONE SO I CAN TYPE THE BLOODY FIC!**
Joe: Oh.
Matt: Why do I not believe you…
** *disappears* I mean it!**
Mewtwo: Right…
**There is no reply**
Owen: I'll take that. Let's hurry up.
**Thank you**
**Everyone pauses, shrugs, and then continue normally**
Zak: First matter is…substitutes.
Owen: For what?
Tai: Swearwords, you dumb @$$!
Zak: Exactly.
Owen: Jeebus Fyste! Gimme back that Eternal Box of Censoredness!
Tai: No.
Owen: Yes.
Tai: No.
Owen: Yes.
Tai: No.
Owen: Yes.
Tai: No.
Owen: Yes.
Tai: No.
Owen: Yes.
Tai: No.
Owen: Yes.
Tai: No.
Owen: Yes.
Tai: No.
Owen: Yes.
Tai: No.
Owen: Yes.
Tai: No.
Owen: Yes.
Tai: No.
Owen: Yes.
Tai: No.
Owen: Yes.
Tai: Yes.
Owen: No.
Tai: Yes.
Owen: No.
Tai: YES! TAKE IT ALREADY! *thrusts the Eternal Box of Censoredness into Owen's hands*
Owen: Fine. Jeez, don't have a cow.
Piccolo: !Oom
Gohan: What?
Mewtwo: I think he tried to say Moo!
**Piccolo tries to speak in sign language, then realizing that his fingers are moving backwards as well**
Tai: Dude. That looks kinda freaky.
Owen: Maybe it's a psycho double-jointed thing.
Piccolo: Um tryeng to ace yes!
Tai: I think he talked normally.
Davis: It's simple really. Irenicus simply reversed Piccolo's vocal chord movements, and everything else that is in his body. If you check his pulse you'll find it quite fascinating. Piccolo is merely doing everything backwards, therefore reversing his already reversed vocal chords, and therefore, speaking normally.
**Everyone stares dumfounded at Davis**
Davis: What? I don't sleep all the time through my classes.
Mewtwo: *head on Piccolo's chest* WHOAH! It's like… the Macarina!
Tai: Really? *checks Piccolo's chest* Hey! Cool!
Mewtwo: HEEEYYY Macarina HAHA! *starts to wiggle tail and snap thumbs*
Trunks: Sick…
**Mewtwo's second neck begins to wobble back and forth in what resembles the Mambo**
Gohan: How do you do that?
Mewtwo: Simple. *snap* It's another few joints! *wiggle*
Owen: What's the second neck for, anyway?
Mewtwo: It's for support. The lab man made my first neck too skinny, so this one keeps my head normal. I also think it helps my psychic powers channel throughout my body. HEY! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!?!
Davis: *head on Mewtwo's chest* Grooooovy!
Mewtwo: Groovy?
Owen: *puts head on Mewtwo's chest* Tubular dude! It's like…N'Sync!
Zak: Really?! *puts head on Mewtwo's chest*
Matt: I LOVE YOU N'SYNC! *runs up to Mewtwo's chest and screams shrilly while waving his arms around.
Mewtwo: Yes, well if you're done using me as an alternative to Napster, I'd like to get back to the point!
Piccolo: Wht ws taht…that?
Trunks: Didn't you challenge him to a duel?
Piccolo: I cn't battal him lick this!!!
Gohan: Sure you can!
Zak: Just do everything backwards!
Trunks: Everything will be back to normal!
Piccolo: Up shut!
Pidgeot: Pid!
Joe: AAAIEEEEE! MADRE DE DIOS! ES EL POLLO DIABLO! AYUDAME! AYUDAME! ES EL POLLO DIABLO! EJECUTESE POR SUS VIDAS!
Mewtwo: I think he's scared of the Pidgeot
Owen: Why?
Mewtwo: "AAAIEEEEE! MADRE DE DIOS! ES EL POLLO DIABLO! AYUDAME! AYUDAME! ES EL POLLO DIABLO! EJECUTESE POR SUS VIDAS!" Translation: AAAIEEEE! MOTHER OF GOD! IT'S THE DEVIL CHICKIN! HELP ME! HELP ME! IT'S THE DEVIL CHICKIN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! I think he's scared
Owen: Alright. Pidgeot, return. *holds up Pokeball. Pidgeot returns*
**Joe stops running around screaming MADRE DE DIOS! And continues to shout J'aime Matt! J'aime Matt!**
Matt: Aw man! Not again…
Joe: J'aime Matt!
Matt: IRENICUS!!!
WHAT?!!?
Matt: Make Joe cut it out!
WHY?!?
Matt: Because he keeps shouting, "I love Matt!" in French!
SO?!?!
Matt: IT'S ANNOYING! MAKE HIM STOP!
OH…ALRIGHT! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
Matt: Thanks!
BYE!
Matt: Oh…and if you have time…
SHUDDUP!
Matt: Well, what if I don't want to?
I'll make you speak backwards…
Matt: Sorry! I'll be quiet…
Good. BYE!
Owen: What were we talking about?
Trunks: Piccolo wants to fight you.
Piccolo: No I dno't!
Trunks: Ya see? He said, No I…dunno.
Piccolo: Yuo ittlel strabda!
Gohan: But he called my mom a {censored} {censored}!
Zak: He obviously won't battle us when he's backwards…
Owen: Excuse me?
Mewtwo: "Us?"
Zak: Yeah…I've been training my Pokemon a lot.
Tai: GET REAL!
Davis: With Arctic Circle. Our burgers are made of real Black Angus beef. So they're juicier, and they taste better! And while you're here, try our new…
All: SHUT THE {censored} UP!
Joe: GAH! *runs off*
Owen: Where's he going?
Trunks: Maybe he realized that this isn't Mexico but Japan, and decided to go back to his dirty comrades.
Owen: Now that was…racist.
Matt: What gives you the right to say that you're better than everyone else?
Mewtwo: Besides. This isn't Japan. It's nearby Old Shore Wharf. We're somewhere in England
Trunks: Yeah yeah. I heard it all before. "No one is born a bigot." Well they can kiss my…{censored} *gets hit with a Pokeball labeled {censored}* AG! WHAT THE {censored} *gets hit with a Pokeball labeled {censored}*
Owen: IT'S JOE!
**Joe is standing behind Trunks with a truck filled with chairs, anvils, Pokeballs, hockey sticks, mallets, and a few chickens**
Gohan: I don't get it…
Piccolo: *shakes head and shrugs*
Trunks: I knew it! ALL Mexicans are psychotic terrorists!
Joe: *gasps and reaches into the truck. After a moment of searching he pulls something out* Heh heh heh…
Trunks: Aw SHIT!
Owen: Hey! No censored!
Matt: *holds up the Eternal Box of Censoredness* It works! Hey… uh-oh. *the Eternal Box of Censoredness fizzles with lightning*
Mewtwo: Uh, guys…
Joe: HYA! WHA HYA HYA HYA! HAHAHAHAHA!
Owen: RUN FOR YOUR MISERABLE LIVES!
Joe: NOW YOU DIE!
Trunks: Run! THE SPANISH FREAK SPEAKS ENGLISH!
Piccolo: What's E lding anyway?
Tai: I dunno.
Matt: What?
Zak: I'm confused…
Gohan: Wait…
All: IRENICUS!!!
WHAT THE HELL?!
Mewtwo: WHAT'S WITH JOE?!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
Mewtwo: WHAT'S WITH HIM? WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE BEING CHASED WITH! YOU HAVEN'T WRITTEN IT YET!
Oh…that. Yeah. That would be something to complain about…I'm getting to that…okay.
Nazi: Where's my ammunition supply?
Joe: *grins* Heh heh heh…
Trunks: Aw SHIT!
Owen: Hey! No censored!
Matt: *holds up the Eternal Box of Censoredness* It works! Hey… uh-oh. *the Eternal Box of Censoredness fizzles with lightning*
Mewtwo: Uh, guys…
Joe: HYA! WHA HYA HYA HYA! HAHAHAHAHA!
Owen: RUN FOR YOUR MISERABLE LIVES!
Joe: NOW YOU DIE!
Trunks: Run! THE SPANISH FREAK SPEAKS ENGLISH!
Owen: This all seems very familiar…
Matt: What?
Zak: I'm confused…
Gohan: Wait…
All: IRENICUS!!
**There is no reply**
Mewtwo: DON'T GIMME THAT! WE KNOW THAT YOU'RE THERE!
**Yeah, so what?**
Mewtwo: Give Joe his weapon
**I don't wanna!**
Mewtwo: Give it to him…
**I DON WANNA! NO NO NO NO NO!**
Mewtwo: That's enough…GO TO YOUR POKEBALL!
**PLAGERISM!**
Mewtwo: How?!
**Let me explain…**
[Flashback]
Mewtwo: Well, how 'bout if I just buy him several drinks, get 'im drunk, have him pass out, and he'll wake up with a colossal headache!
Trainer#2: Good idea. No.
Mewtwo: But…
Trainer#2: I said NO!
Mewtwo: WAAAAAAAAH! I wanna d0rink! I WANNA DRINK! I WANNA! I WANNA! I WANNA!
Trainer#2: That's enough! GO TO YOUR POKEBALL!
Mewtwo: *happily* Okay!
Trainer#2: NO!
[End Flashback]
**You see?**
Owen: But I said that…
Mewtwo: So did I…
Matt: What?
Zak: I'm confused.
Gohan: Wait…
All: IRENICUS!!!
**WHAT THE HELL?! I'M STILL HERE!!!!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST! YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING MORONS!**
Owen: I thought that there was **No Reply** What's the deal?
Trunks: I'm going to get some pop corn.
Joe: Heh heh heh. Now I shall KEEL you all!!!
Piccolo: Nd wht s kwrt…
**I hate that. Shuddup**
Piccolo: No. HEY COOL! Thanks!
**Don't mention it. Seriously, or you shall talk backwards again**
Piccolo: But what is with that? I mean, one moment he's…
Trunks: A dirty Mexican
Piccolo: …while Trunks is a racist Transvestite…
Trunks: HEY!
Piccolo: …the point is, why does the Spanish guy suddenly start speaking English?
**I got bored of trying to figure out how to work with the verbs**
All: Ah.
Joe: Owen…
Owen: What?
Joe: I…I…I NEVER LOVED YOU!! MWAH HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Trunks: I hate women…
Piccolo: Correction. Trunks is a racist, SEXIST transvestite…
Tai: How does that work?
Matt: I know. How are you a sexist transvestite?
Other Nazi: Well, this is Trunks we're talking about…
Trunks: MEN ARE SUPERIOR!
Mewtwo: Where's Davis and Gohan?
Zak: I dunno…
TV screen: Staticstaticstaticstaticstaticstaticstaticstaticstaticstaticstaticstaticstatic…
Davis: Wooo WHOOOOOO!!!
Gohan: Dis is da bomb!
Nazi: What are you doing?
Davis: We're watching Buffy!
Zak: You watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Gohan: "Buffy the Vampire Slayer?" Who the {censored}is that?! We're watching Buddy the Super Crazy Action Dog!
Mewtwo: Really? I LOVE THAT SHOW!
You know…I have a fic to finish.
Owen: What am I supposed to do?
You're supposed to fight Team Dragonball Z.
Owen: Just write it in another chapter.
Good idea!
Now I shall leave you all in suspense! Who will win? Dragonball Z or Pokemon? It's a fixed program, but I'm not going to tell you! I'm going to leave you begging for the next chapter. (Actually I'm hoping that you actually read this far and that you'll review my story)
~ Irenicus