Randy was just minding his own business when his best friend Howard came running towards him
Randy-Whoa slow down weinerman what's the problem
Howard-Cunningham we have a problem he then pulled out a flyer promoting Heidi's webcast "Today Only Caught on Tape the Ninja's Identity"
Randy (laughing hard) - Man that is priceless like the ninja is stupid enough to get seen
On a camera he continued laughing now noticing that Howard wasn't laughing.
Randy-Why aren't you laughing?
Howard-I've seen the video and it was you
Randy's mouth just fell open.
Randy-"How did she do it you have to get me her phone"
Howard-"I can't Heidi hid her phone in her webcast room and she hasn't left that room in hours".
Randy-"Well if you or I can't get in maybe the ninja can". Randy then proceeded to pull out his ninja mask and hide in a locker to come out as the ninja
Ninja-"Later weinerman SMOKE BOMB in a puff of red smoke he was hid in the ceiling removing one of the square tiles and saw Heidi was talking to Theresa fowler and Debbie kang talking to Heidi.
Debbie-So do you really have the ninja on video.
Heidi-Yeah of course I do want to see it.
Theresa-well of course!
Heidi-All right then here it is the ninja caught on tape she played it and show the two girls randy was just watching trying to make sure it was legit when she played it, It revealed the ninja defeating a robo-abe after he cleaned up the mess he saw that no was around so he pulled of his mask and turned back to Randy Cunningham.
Theresa-"Oh my god" was all she could say
Debbie was just starting.
Heidi-I know right San-I mean randy is the ninja and today everyone is going to know i.e. don't think so just than the ninja appeared in front of them.
Debbie-Oh hello ninja or should I say randy
Randy took off his mask since there was no point hiding his identity in front of the girls.
Theresa-I can't believe it that Randy was the ninja and I can't believe that you hid it for so long said.
Randy-Yeah and it's going to stay that way he said in a serious tone.
Heidi-But Randy don't you want to be famous have all the girls fawning over you?
Randy-Yes you have no idea how much I want that but as the ninja I must keep my identity a secret no matter what now hand over the video now I'm not doing this for my sake but for yours if anyone finds out my life will be on the line.
Heidi-Okay Randy. Heidi hands him her phone and he deleted the video.
Randy-Thank you now I have to take y'all into the nomicon he proclaimed.
Debbie-Why?
Randy-because my enemies will try to find you and force the info out of you. Now can I get y'all to look here please?
He Shloomp Heidi and Debbie in completely forgetting that, Theresa had left to go to the bathroom
(In the Nomicon)
Heidi-Where are we?
Randy-We are in the tome of the ninja or the ninjanomicon for short
Debbie-How is that short?
Randy-Don't Question it. Now can I ask y'all to step through here?
Randy asked them to enter the Ultimate Lesson
Heidi-What thru there
Randy-Nothing Important
Heidi walked thru then a bright light shine behind the door but never came out
Debbie-Where Did she go?
Randy-Oh she is just uh left
Debbie-Uh yeah I'm not going in there
Randy-I understand
Then a doodle hand pop up and grabbed Debbie and threw her in there
When the trio woke up they can't remember anything about the ninja identity
Heidi-Hey Sandy what are you doing here?
Randy-First off its randy second do you remember anything about the ninja identity?
Heidi-No why should I?
Randy-Nope anyway I got to go see you later?
Just when was about to leave he heard screaming and saw Bucky turned into a monster again and he was holding Theresa Looks like it's ninja o'clock again he hide in a locker and changed into the ninja.
Ninja-Okay how to de-stank you?
he then saw a stank note he used his scarf to grabbed the note and cut it up Bucky then turned back into his old self again randy then turned his attention to Theresa.
Ninja-Hey is you okay young lady?
Theresa-yeah I'm fine randy.
Ninja-That's goo... wait did you say randy.
Theresa-yeah said Theresa.
Ninja-Oh no I forgot to erase your memory!
He then pulled Theresa into a nearby locker hiding from the crowd.
Ninja/Randy-Theresa I can't let anyone know my secret so I have to erase your memory
Theresa-Why? It's not like people know that I know you
Ninja/Randy-True
Theresa-And besides maybe this will be a chance for us to get to know each other better
Ninja/Randy-I don't get it?
Theresa just sighs lifted up the masked and kissed him
Randy-Oh that's what you mean.
He then continued the kiss which could have lasted for hours until Debbie open the locker
Debbie-Uh what are you doing?
Randy and Theresa just stood there blushing
Both-Nothing
Debbie-Then what where you just doing in my locker
Theresa just ran out to the bathroom to calm herself while randy explained why he was there
Randy-Well me and Theresa were uh well uh
Debbie-You were kissing her in my locker
Randy-Yeah that sums it up
And so on after the kiss Theresa kept randy secret and he and she were the perfect couple he even told her all the time he was almost killed by Mcfist and even the time he almost sacrifice himself to defeat the sorceress except the times when they would get in a fight like when...
Theresa-I can't believe you NNS on our Date
Randy-Well what do you want me to do? A giant robo-ape is destroying the restaurant
Theresa (teary-eyed) -I don't want to hear it randy
After her argument she ran down the hallway to cry herself a storm
Theresa-Stupid Randy
She started bawling out like a baby when green gas started coming out and stink's her
Other side of the school
Howard-Dude you need to calm down so you had a fight she'll get over it
Randy-Dude this was our second fight and I don't think that there is any recovery from that
Howard-It'll be fine dude she'll be fine
(Crash)ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Howard-She I told you she was fine
Randy just frowned
Howard-What
Randy then ran after her trying not going ninja
Randy- Hey...Theresa
Theresa growled at him
Randy-Look Theresa I'm really sorry I didn't mean to hurt your feelings
Theresa-You...Hurt….Me
Randy-Look I'm really sorry that I NNS on our date I promise that I will never do it again
Theresa just looked at him
Theresa-Prove...It
Randy than grabbed her hand and kissed it Theresa then grabbed randy and kissed him all over his face till she was de-stanched
Theresa-You better keep your promise
Randy-Oh I will don't worry about that
Speaker-Due to the latest monster attack school is canceled for the rest of the week so enjoy your week off
Randy-You want to make up that date
Theresa-I would love to