Here I am, writing about who knows what. I realize that stories should have a plot, but who needs plot when you have random rants about the lack of plot? Umm…something rude about feminists. Religion, politics, my opinion is right, yours is wrong. A funny story about what happened today. A tragic family poverty story. More writing. I expect that this will one day be famous. Sob story. Plot. There, now I will make millions. Oh, I almost forgot. An inexplicable cameo from a popular anime. He is followed by a character from a classic movie. That's better.
ERROR:// GIANT ENEMY CRAB INBOUND!
ALERT:// TAKING HEAVY FIRE!
REQUEST:// REINFORCEMENTS!!!
ALERT://REINFORCEMENTS INBOUND.
ERROR://Aw;fklq/gtjawel;gh .Dc ,KIdfhWG,;vn
ERROR:// SHUTTING DOWN IN 5 SECONDS.
The End.
And they all lived happily ever after in the castle far far away where nobody can hear you eatin potatoes.
Chapter 1. Or rather, the end of chapter 1.