Animecreature: he doesn't own anything... except his characters of course... I read this... random insanity definatly
Jon Oddysy
One day Jon was waking up when he found a rabbit with two eyes lying on his blanket. "Wow, a rabbit with two eyes. Why didn't I think about that?" So he picked up the rabbit and rubbed its head and said "I wish I had a roll of toilet paper!" A roll of toilet paper fell from the roof. He said "All right!" And then dropped the rabbit in the waste basket by his bed. He grabbed the toilet tissue. As he grabbed it, A strange portal opened up, spewing forth several atrocities such as a squirrile with five eyes that squeaks uncontrollably. That's when it dawned on Jon, putting the clues together he said "I'm hungry!"
He went to the kitchen looking for something to eat. He looked in the fridge and found a container of canned human. He then said "Man that's messed up! Oh well…"
He ate it.
"Alright now I can go out side and figure out what is going on." He said.
He then saw a mutant child of about eleven. He said "Hey, freak! What's your name?" The little mutant boy looked up, and in an evil voice said "Kordale." At this Jon nearly defecated himself. Kordale than picked him up using telekinises, and said "GRRR, ME CRUSH YOU!" He shook him very violently to the point Jon did crap himself. Kordale then calmed down and dropped Jon. Jon ran away screaming at the top of his lungs the words "I crapped in my undies!" He then discovered he had the power to talk to rocks. He asked a rock were a magic mushroom might be. The rock made no reply. Jon said " Thanks Mr.Rock." He then ate a mushroom that was red with white spots. He started to grow in size. In a deep voice he said "How do you like me now?" and challenged a psychotic, rabid, and hungry Winnie the Pooh. Pooh, enraged by this intruder attacked first. Jon then started to battle Pooh so fiercely, the air began to crackle with fire and energy. Jon, seeing an opportunity to hit Pooh while he was recharging, gave a tremendous groan and released a giant fart, rendering Pooh unconscious. Jon ran as fast as he could and bumped into an enraged anime character fusion. It was a strange mix of Auska, Rei Ayanami, Sakura, Millie, and Rayne from Bloodrayne. Her name was, The Collective. She as so confused about her surroundings that she jumped off of the Bridge of Insanity from Limbo. Jon continued to travel. As he traveled he continually shrank down to regular size. He then learned he could turn stuff into squid. He also gained the power to summon random things. He said "I shall use my summoning power to call forth an armada of wiener dogs!" As this was said, a hole in the earth opened and rabid barking wiener dogs appeared, ready to do his bidding. The Collective reappeared and said " I want my brussle sprouts!" and started eating Jons leg. He started screaming " Oww, This crazy chick is eating my leg!" She stopped eating his leg so she could stab a cupcake in the eyes. He then ran across Inuyasha and sent his wiener dogs to attack this strange new enemy. While the dogs were fighting, he ran away. He then said,"This story should end with a bang."He summoned the ultimate foe, a box of kittens. He went to throw a punch when the Kittens fused and became the Grim Reaper. Jon fought with all his strength, but failed.
THE END
The Grim Reaper went back to Vegas.
The Collective admitted herself to a rehab center for crazy people.
Kordale went to become the worlds first human wrecking ball.
Pooh went back to the Hundred Acre Woods after getting in a fight with Smokey the Bear.
Jon became a DJ for a night club called, The Leaf Village.