Things will be spelled weird on purpose. Be wary. Be ready. And fear the pickles.
This is my Story
Life is as much a journey as a story. Each time you turn the page, another day goes by. Each time a new chapter begins, so does a new year. Wow. That's 365 pages every chapter. Nice. That is ONE THICK BOOK. But I digress.
My name is Riu. Pronounced Ry-Oo. And that's an Oo, as in, Oooooo, shiny! Not Oo as in Oh! I get it! Get it?
Anyway, I'm Riu Zukai. Fear meh weird last name. I think my mom just made it up last time she changed her name. My mom's insane, and the only family I have. I love her dearly. But she kinda gets on my nerves too. She's more like my sister than my mom, really. I even call her by her current first name- October. (Snicker) She changes it, like, every month, so I find that name particularly funny. It's amazing all the money she spends on paperwork... Did I mention I was rich?
Yeah, I'm filthy stinkin' rich. In fact, if I was at least pretty, I'd be a Mary-Sue! 'Cept all the boys don't fight over me- I drool over them. And when I say drool, I mean DROOL. Like, spit, dripping down onto my Good Will clothes. Did I mention I shop at Good Will?
Yeah, I shop at Good Will. I loot out all their cool clothes, buy 'em, and then donate them again when they don't fit. It's weird, but it's my tradition. Did I mention I worship Egyptian Gods? Yeah, I'm obsessed. SO totally. Kinda obsessed with Yu-Gi-Oh too. But really, I should stop using "Did I mention" to change the topic...
Did I mention- No, just joking! Heh heh, oh, I never was good at jokes.
Anyway, this is the story of how I got to drool over Ryou Bakura and Marik Ishtar IN PERSON. Oh, and save the world, but that's beside the point.