Calvin's Dad sat in his seat on the airplane, patiently waiting for it to take off. He was heading on a business trip alone, and was looking forward from being away from his regular life at home for a couple of days. "Icky Girls and Gentlemen, thank you for choosing Calvin Airlines for today's flight from Cleveland to New York City, please buckle up your seatbelts if you don't want to die, we will begin our flight shortly, as we aren't going to bother with the safety instructions, as that would be a big waste of time." Calvin's voice echoed over the loudspeaker. Calvin's Dad was alarmed that Calvin had somehow gotten control of the plane, as he quickly darted toward the front of the plane until he saw Calvin at the controls to the plane. "Calvin! Why are you driving the plane!?" "Oh, hey Dad, the other pilot fell asleep and Hobbes and I decided to take over for him." "Calvin you don't know how to fly I plane, you'll kill us all!" Just then, Hobbes came bursting in. "He's coming! He's go the TSA with him as well! We got to get out of here before they get us!" Hobbes said frantically. Calvin's Dad was confused, "Who's the tiger?" "It's Hobbes Thank You very much" Hobbes replied insulted. "Now get back in your seat before I pounce you like I do to your son every day when he gets home from school." Calvin's Dad didn't hesitate, as he sat down and buckled up. "We're beginning our flight now, we may experience some turbulence on our flight" Calvin spoke calmly on the loudspeaker. Calvin then set the airplane at full speed and nearly ran into other planes on the runway. Passengers began screaming in shock as Calvin continued to recklessly drive the plane as he got it into the air. "QUIT WHINING!" Calvin yelled over the loudspeaker. "Sheesh, you fly a plane for them, and they act like a bunch of monkeys when you get into the air." "Uh, Calvin", Hobbes pointed to Calvin to see an FBI plane following them. "Oh well, time for evasive action" Calvin said as if it was no big deal, and began to do barrel rolls, which resulted in many people throwing up from nausea. Unfortunately for Calvin's Dad, most of the barf was getting on him. "THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING. DON'T PANIC! WE'RE LANDING IN SOME RANDOM PLACE IN A FEW MINUTES, SO HANG ON!" Calvin yelled with his voice full of panic. Calvin began to descend the plane, and they ended up skidding onto a random runway, but plashed into the lake nearby it. "You'll never take me alive!" Calvin yelled as FBI agents began chasing Calvin, and causing a stampede of people to run over Calvin's Dad while chasing Calvin.
At that very moment, Calvin's Dad woke up in his bed at home. "What? Where's the plane?" "You must've been dreaming dear" Calvin's Mom replied. Calvin's Dad went back to sleep, "Thank gosh it was" he replied as he drifted off to sleep.
Meanwhile in Calvin's Room...
"I just had the strangest dream, I dreamed that I was flying a plane and getting chased by the FBI" Calvin said explaining what had caused him and Hobbes to be woken up so suddenly. Hobbes sighed, knowing he would have to listen to one of Calvin's wacky tales yet again.
THE END