This is an idea Junewolfe gave me.
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"Well, lad, I find this conversation quite trying." A dirty-blonde woman with mischievous blue-green said in a mock-British accent. "So why don't we turn it to tea and crumpets, Pauli?"
"Tea and crumpets? Why,Cora, Crumpets is the name of my cat!" A blue-grey eyed woman with shoulder length light brown hair responded in a failing accent. "And I named my fake flying unicorn Tea!"
A blonde with blue eyes was pretty much choking on his own laughter as the guffaws echoed through the loud room. They were all laughing at the expense of one Arthur Kirkland, a very grumpy looking blonde Briton with annoyed green eyes. He was standing in the doorway, his arms akimbo, glaring at his tormentors.
"I'll teach you to mess with me, you bloody wankers!" Arthur growled, before stalking off. This only reduced them to even more laughter.
They didn't hear the evil cackling.
They didn't hear the spell begin.
They didn't heed the warning signs.
Just look where they are now…