AN: The Phandom is going to hate me for this, but I thought I'd try it anyway. It might be fun. If you don't know what I'm on about, I'm taking the infamous My Immortal fanfic and replacing all the Harry Potter aspects with Phan... stuff. I've also tweaked the main character slightly; she is now even more irritating. I'll probably delete this soon, but I thought I'd just experiment for now. If this offends you, I sincerely apologise. Enjoy!
AN: Special fanxxx 2 my gf (ewww not in that way) becky, llamatitz111 4 helpin me wiv teh storii n spellin. U rokk! Luke your teh luv of my soshulli-awkwardd lyfe u rok to! BOTDF ROXXXX!
Hi my name is Amethyst Jessyka Dano'saur Lion Llama Bieber and I have long amethyst purple hair (that's how I got my name) with pink dip-dye that reaches my boobs and sexy blue eyes like dolphin tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Sarah Michelle Geller (AN: if u don't know who she is get teh hell out of here!). I'm not related to Justin Bieber but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a nerd but I don't have acne or braces. I have soft peachy skin. I'm also a YouTube vlogger, and I work part time at the BBC Radio 1 studio where I'm doing an apprenticeship (I'm seventeen). I'm a nerd (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly geeky shit. I love teh interwebz and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a blue T-shirt with the word GEEK on it and neon yellow skinny jeans, pink converses and a ton of bracelets. I was wearing pink lipgloss, heavy foundation, black eyeliner and neon eye shadow. I was walking outside the studio. It was not snowing or raining so I couldn't mess up my hair, which I was very happy about. A lot of prudes stared at me. I put up my middle and index fingers at them.
"Hey Amethyst!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Dan Howell!
"What's up Dan?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
:3 :P :L :) :/ :D :S
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell meh fanxxx!
AN: Oh dear... I really should stop now.