So this is my first fic so please be nice but constructive criticism is always wanted. I do plan on making it smuttier down the track so just bare with me on this, but yeah. Also don't own any of the characters except for Victoria and don't own One Piece.
Zoro was so sick of seeing her everywhere. She was so incredibly fake, but everyone else loved her so much. There is no way someone could be that bubbly and innocent all the time, she was just so god damn annoying. She had kept this facade for nearly two weeks, she even slept in the fucking aquarium bar because she "loved to see the fish glide through the water". She is so pretentious. Victoria had meant to only stay until we got to Fishman Island, but for some reason she decided to stick around, apparently her "crew abandoned her" and had "taken full advantage of her trusting nature". Lying bitch. She has no idea what it's like to be abandoned, imagine being a six-year old and your father you're too much to handle after the death of your mother. For someone who had been completely taken advantage of, life seemed to be and rainbows and magic for her. The only good thing about her was her thick body, especially her arse. Victoria had already occupied too many of his thoughts already so he decided to go to the crow's nest to meditate and clear his mind.
After a four and a half hour nap, Zoro left the crow's nest to eat. After five minuets of searching, he found Victoria and Usopp drinking tea and discussing the fascinating plants they had discovered during their travels. He was so sick of her, then he lost it. "Why the fuck are you everywhere? Everywhere I turn you somehow manage there. Why the fuck are you even here?" He yelled and got right in Victoria's face.
"Oh, I'm, really sorry about that. I'll try to stay out of your way from now on" she blurted out, then bursting into tears as soon as she shut the door.
"Zoro what the hell?" Usopp nearly shouted at him
"I don't know"
"You don't know? You don't know why you decided to come in here and scream and some poor girl who has been having the shittiest week of her life? She has only just started feeling comfortable here and you come along and ruin that for her. You know you can be a real dickhead"
"Ugh I know, I should go apologise"
"Nah I think you should leave it and let her think about it over and over again until she decides to leave after an outburst you made"
"Okay I'm going, fucking hell"
It took around seven minuets for Zoro to find her, which by that point he had built up, what he thought would be, the perfect apology and excuse for his behaviour in his head. He opened the door and started his eloquent apology."Look Victoria I-"
"Oh I'm sorry I was sitting in a room minding my own business would you like me to leave?" Victoria sarcastically asked trying to discretely wipe away her tears.
"No, I came to apolog-"
"No need to apologise, how stupid of me to sit in a room that you wanted to go into! Of course I should have known that you need me vacant of every room you want to be in! Oh silly me"
"Look if you're going to be rude about it I'm going to go"
"Oh I'm sorry I'm not gracefully accepting your apology after you humiliated me"
"Look I'm sorry! I've just been really stressed and I need someone to channel my anger onto"
"I'm sorry you feel so stressed about my abandonment, I'm sorry that it has been such a burden for you" Victoria burst into tears and placed her head on her knees while violently sobbing. Zoro gave up fighting and decided to sit and attempt to comfort her. "Hey I really am sorry, I was being a dick and you don't deserve that" This time it was a sincere apology coming from him as he put his arm around her. She looked up at him, put her arms around his neck, sat on his lap and started sobbing into his chest. Zoro moved one of his hands off her shoulders and placed it on her arse. Victoria noticed the change of hand placement and quickly took her head off his chest and asked in a very confused tone "What are you doing?"
"I'm just grabbing your ass"
"Why are you doing that"
"I'm just following your lead"
"What do you mean following my lead? I was crying and I thought you were trying to comfort me"
"Victoria you're kind of straddling me. Don't make a big deal out of it, just go with it"
Victoria immediately got off his lap and started half walking half jogging to the door. "Where are you going? I know you've wanted to fuck me since you saw me" It was true, but who didn't? Even the cook wanted to sleep with him, but she couldn't let him win, she stormed to the door then turned around to say "Honey I'm fat, not desperate" then turned back on her heel and slam the door behind her so hard that the vibrations could be felt in the boys dorm.