Hello everyone! Canada here! It's really nice to finally start a blog! I've been wanting to for one for awhile now. Kumajiro has been bugging me. I guess it's a good thing, eh? Anyways, you could say I've started this blog for revenge. Oh don't get the wrong idea! I just want to conduct some... experiments on my fellow nations. Every few days I'm gonna try something new on all of the nations. Today, I'm going to find out who get's drunk last and first. I'm pretty sure Russia would win, but I let Prussia in my little secret, so he really wants to see Russia pass out. Anyways, I have this one bottle of maple syrup that kind of looks like a whiskey bottle. Everyone knows that heated up maple syrup get's really watery, so at the bar Prussia and I will be the only one sober hopefully. If no one finds out at least. Anyways, wish me luck! I will record everything!

Canada sighed as he entered the loud bar. Prussia chose one near his house because he knew the bar tender very well and would give them free shots, the best beer and a private room at the back. It was Oktoberfest and Germans (Prussians. Sorry Prussia) everywhere were having the times of their lives. He entered the private room in the back to reveal that all of the nations already showed up.

The room was nice and big. It fit all of the nations in just right. There was a large round table and one of those turny things. Prussia saw Canada and smirked. He already put down all of the booze. It looked like he heated up the maple syrup too. Canada promised him that he brought more just in case.

"Kesese Canada! You finally showed up! Now we can get this party started!" Canada grinned. There were about 10 nations. The former Allies and Axis including Canada and Prussia. They invited many more, but Romano refused to come and Spain didn't want to go without him. Belarus didn't want to go, but did ask for pictures of her brother.

Prussia grinned as he motioned Canada to sit next to him. "Ja! Now we are all here to celebrate Oktoberfest, the most awesome day ever! Anyways, to celebrate the cool me's favorite day, Canada and I thought it would be fun to play a game. A contest if you will. On who's the best drinker ever!" Canada smiled as he saw everyone's ears perk up like squirrels. "So even though I know it's me and mein bruder, I still think it's fair giving everyone a chance. This game is called Power Hour. Everyone has to take a shot every minuet for an hour."

Across the table, several nations laughed. "Dude, that's it? I can do that in my sleep! That's way too easy!"

"Da. I had vodka for breakfast, you think an hour of drinking would bring me down?"

"Fine. If you actually survive the Power Hour, you can join the Century Club with the awesome me. That's when we drink shots for a hundred minuets."

Germany narrowed his eyes, already suspicious. "Bruder, what actually makes you think we'd be stupid enough to actually drink a hundred shots in less then two hours?"

"Ve, But Germany it's your own holiday, right? You should be able to have fun for once! Ve, count me in it sounds like fun!"

"Me too, aru! I want to see all of your faces when your drunk!"

"Hai, I will take pictures. But the game sounds fun."

Germany sighed as he face-palmed. "Fine. You all win. Let's just play the damn game already."

Canada and Prussia grinned. "Ja! I already poured a bunch of shots! Every two people share the bottles in front of them. Canada and the awesome me will share, Germany and Italy, France and England, Russia and America and Japan and China!"

Everyone looked at each other and nodded in approval.

"Haha! I'm totally gonna beat your ass, England!"

"Bloody wanker, I can hold my locker if I want to!"

Prussia looked at the clock and grinned. "Ok... 3...2...1... Shot!"

Everyone took the small glass in front of them and chugged it. Italy coughed, not used to the strong alcohol. France laughed and Germany shot him a glare.

Prussia and Canada took a shot of their maple syrup and coughed, sputtering it a little. Canada shot him a mini glare. "Idiot, it's too hot!" he hissed. Prussia just gave him an apologetic grin. Russia laughed. "Can't take your alcohol already?"

Prussia shot him a glare. "No. It just went the wrong way." He looked at the clock. "Shot!"

Everyone quickly poured themselves a new shot and drank it down. Canada gingerly drank his, hoping it wouldn't cause too much attention.

After about 12 shots, America and England started to show the first signs of being tipsy.

America laughed hysterically. "Haha! Oh God England, you're so drunk!"

"Sh-shut up you wanker! I can't even understand you! You're slurring!"

"Am not!"

China rolled his eyes. "Aiya, Western nations are so immature."

"Hon hon hon hon! England, why don't you come over after?"

"I'm not that drunk, frog! If you touch me I'll fucking kill tie you in a knot."

"Shot!"

The nations slowly started to act more and more intoxicated. Canada made sure to take note. By shot 20, England passed out then America soon after him before he threw up all over France. France was not a happy camper after that, especially when he explained he was wearing new clothes, so he decided to take the two home with him. That left Germany, Italy, Russia, Japan, China, Prussia and Canada.

After 30 minuets, it was Italy who finally gave in the affects of alcohol.

"Germaaaaanny! The ceiling is spinning! Ve!" The Italy laughed happily as he fell over the German. "You smell really bad. Like beer. Take me home and fuck me, si?" The little Italian slurred and no one could help but laugh. Japan held up his camera, making sure he caught the moment recorded.

"I-Italy! What are you saying? You had way to much to drink. Th-This wasn't a good idea. You are going to wake up tomo-"

"Your loud. Actually, better idea! Take me home and I can fuck you! Ve, remember when I topped? You were screaming my name and you wanted to bring ropes in and-"
"Italy!"

Prussia and Canada were in hysterics. The Canadian wiped his eyes and looked at Japan, still giggling. "Make sure to send me that, eh?"

"It will be on Facebook, I promise."

"Shot!"

After 45 minuets, Germany and China were getting almost as drunk as Italy. Even Russia was feeling a bit tipsy. He wasn't used to beige drinking. Of course, Prussia and Canada were fine even though their maple syrup was getting cold and thick. No one noticed however.

Canada quickly took out his phone and took notes. Germany was making out messily with Italy. No big surprise, but Prussia had to cut in because they already taking each others clothes off. He was about to escort them out before Canada stopped him and hissed. "Don't! I'm doing an experiment, remember? Wait till they pass out. France left before he was drunk, so wait, okay?" Prussia reluctantly agreed.

China was not a happy drunk.

"Japaaaan! Why don't you call me big brother? I missed you so much, aru!" He was sobbing with and slammed his head on the table. Russia smiled sympathetically and touched his shoulder gently. "China..."

China immediately whipped his head up. "Russia, let's have sex right now, aru."
"What? Where did that come from?"

"Shot! Almost there!"

Finally, after an hour, Italy and Germany were totally passed out on the floor. Prussia kicked them a few times to make sure. He looked up and grinned. There were only a few left. Japan, Canada, Russia and himself.

"Alright! Good job everyone! You get to join the Century Club with me!" He raised his glass triumphantly. "May we live another 100 years! Shot!"

After the first shot, China just slammed himself into the table. Japan was still filming. "Well. That escalated quickly. Prussia-san, should I take him home now?"

Prussia shook his head. "Nein, just leave him in a pile with Germany and Italy, ok?" Japan looked at him questionably, but did it anyways. It looked like the three were in some awkward dog pile and they suddenly just fell asleep. Germany and Italy were half naked too. Europeans were so strange.

"Shot!" Not before long, Russia too was feeling it. He giggled hysterically. "China looks so cute when he's passed out!" He tried to take another shot, but he accidentally poured the German alcohol all over himself. He laughed again and pounded his fist on the table. "AHAHAHAHAHA YOU ALL WILL BECOME ONE WITH ME!" Canada smiled, but was clearly uncomfortable, like Japan. Prussia was enjoying himself though.

"Hey Russia, looked like Lithuania called ya." he waved the Russian's phone in front of him.

Russia grabbed it and called the small nation. Japan kept filming. Canada could just barley hear the conversation.

"Hey Lithuaniaaaaa. I missed you so much since you became independent. I loooove you..."

"R-Russia? It's two in the morning. And are you drunk?"

"What? Niet! I'm just merely a bit intoxicated."

"... That's the same thing. Can you hang up please?"

"I want to you to come to my house, buy a bottle of vodka, and some-"

"I-I'm going to hang up on you now. I'm not gonna get those things for you, Russia. Don't get mad?"

Russia looked at his phone bewildered. "He hung up on me!"

Prussia grinned and nudged Canada. "I'm going to take him home of you know what I mean. Sorry, birdy, but this is my first chance I'm ever going to top him."

He grabbed the hand of Russia and dragged the giggling man out. Canada grimaced as he held on to his stomach. He just realized he drank a hundred shots of maple syrup. He felt sick. Japan smiled and got up.

"Thank you very much, Canada-san. I enjoyed myself greatly. Did I win?"

Canada smiled and nodded. "You sure did. Um, this might be a little bit surprising, but-"

"I know. You switched your alcohol out with maple syrup. I could smell it over the scent of beer."

"B-but-"

"It's ok. It's impossible to have a hundred shot in a hundred minuets. I had fun. Do you mind giving me a ride? I'm a but dizzy.."

"Did you actually drink everything?"

"Hai. I drank everything you gave me."

"W-Wow..."

"Oh and take this." Japan handed him the video camera. "Make sure to put it on Facebook."

Canada grinned.

So there you have it everyone! Japan is the ultimate drinker! Prussia just called me and said that he did get laid, but Russia sobered up in the morning, so I have to go get him before he starts to play Russian Roulette. I hope you enjoyed my little experiments! I have to feed Kuma, so I will see you all next time! I will post the video and will tell you what happened. Remember to tell me who to mess with next and how!

A/N:

Hehe, how do you like it everyone? I saw these blogs, and I know there are tons for popular characters, but I wanted to do one on Canada's revenge lol. Most people end up making him Snapped! but I wanted something a bit more realistic for the shy nation. So, no PruCan yet, they have a bromance though. This is also multi-shipping! So leave me a suggtion on what Canada should do next!