A/N Hi everybody! Yay! I am so happy! Happy 2014 everyone! My New Years Resolution is to finish writing everything I start! Anyway, read and enjoy and reviews are greatly appreciated!
Disclaimer: Me own nada Doctor Who. Zip. Zero. Goose Egg.
Alright. That did it. He was sending her to school. Rose Tyler, his wife, had been pestering him for the last few years of about their daughter, Hope. Their daughter was just 7 years old but had already was smart enough to take high school classes. But still Rose and Jackie wanted her to go to elementary school. "But why!" He asked them.
"Because your daughter deserves the experience of school, Doctor!" replied Jackie Tyler as she approached him with her hand raised, ready to give him the infamous Jackie Tyler slap.
"MUM!" yelled Rose. "Don't make the neighbors suspicious!"
"What so you don't care if your mother smashes my head all the way to Raxocoriclefalpitorius?" Asked the Doctor, cringing away from Jackie's raised hand.
"Aww come on, you've had worse!" Replied Rose, rushing around Jackie's flat, gathering up all the toys and bits of random alien gadgets.
"You are sendin' her to an Earth school, right here, in this time!" Jackie screamed at him as she brought down her hand with a loud smack.
"Owwwww..." moaned the Doctor, as he fell off the sofa and onto the floor, clutching his bright red cheek. "Are you sure? Cause I here the Universal Academy opened up a branch for intelligent life forms under the age of 10 earth years!"
"Oi! You ain't sendin' my granddaughter to some Mars academy somethin' or other!" Hollered Jackie, standing over the Doctor with her hand raised for another slap. The Doctor cringed away and curled up into a protective ball.
"Oh no I would never send her there... they practically turn their kids into robots and the cafeteria food is terrible!" he replied through muffled legs.
"DOCTOR! MUM! We are sendin' her to my old school and that's final!" yelled Rose, dropping her armfuls of stuff and rushing over to separate her husband and mother from a to-the-death struggle. The Doctor stood up and brushed himself off and glared at Jackie, who glared at him in return.
"Alright mum, we're goin' shoppin' for stuff for Hope for school, so keep an eye on Hope would ya?"
"Alright sweetheart but don't be gone to long yeah?" replied Jackie.
Rose nodded in reply, and went to grab her purse and the car keys.
"Come on Doctor, we're gonna go shoppin', so grab your coat and go get in the car, yeah?" she shot a meaningful look at a certain Time Lord who was glaring at her and Jackie. She knew how much he hated shopping. He gathered himself off the floor and laced up his converses and dashed out the door with his trenchcoat swishing behind him.
Rose rolled her eyes as she followed him out the door.
A/N Sorry! Me again. I changed the title from Glitches to Child of the TARDIS, if anyone was confused.