A/N: I wrote this a few years ago, out of boredom. This was a very stupid story on my part. Just for reference, really. So anyways…enjoy?
By the way…DISCLAIMER! I don't own this stuff. Well, the people. I own my opinions on how they taste.
Flavor
There are many flavors in the world of Harry Potter. I'm guessing you would like to know them all…well…
Harry Potter tastes like either pumpkin juice or bacon…it all depends on what he eats and when he eats it. In fact, just the other day, he was eating bacon and drinking pumpkin juice at the same time! Ginny tells me that that's never pleasing. In fact, Harry never tastes good. Poor him.
Ron Weasley tastes like cinnamon. He loves to chew on the stuff…well, if it's in gum form. Or if it's in the drinks at school. Sometimes he tastes like cherries too. But usually it's cinnamon.
When Hermione Granger tastes like cinnamon, usually Ron tastes like cherries…meaning Hermione tastes like cherries. So yeah.
Draco Malfoy and all the Malfoys taste like minty freshness. They smell like it too…o.O
Neville Longbottom tastes like peppermint. He likes to chew on the leaves while he's working on his Herbology stuff.
Seamus Finnigan tastes like chocolate. Yeah, you thought I was gonna say Dean, I bet you anything.
Dean Thomas, on the other hand, tastes like Blood Pops. Not very appetizing…Ginny says that it sucks. You know, because they used to go out…
The Twins don't taste the same, to contrary belief. Fred tastes like that Dr. Pepper lip balm (you know, the Bonne Bell stuff…he probably wears it, too), and George tastes like watermelon. Yummy, if you ask me.
So there you have it: all the flavors of the Harry Potter cast that we all actually care about. Because no one wants to know that Cho Chang tastes like tears.
A/N: so yeah. By the way, you guys should go find that poll on my Profile, because I'm in need of some help lol. Thanks for reading!