A/N: yes, I do hate Aoyama, so if you happen to like him, you should go read something else...
Ichigo rushed into her room, slamming the door behind her. I hate him! I can't even believe that I have taken this crap up until now!
A pebble ricocheted off of her window, causing her to jump, but then regain her anger. Pulling back the curtain slightly, she saw Aoyama, who was the reason behind her current state of furious-ness. He threw another pebble. Ichigo opened the window to yell down to him. "Hey!" she bellowed.
He stopped, surprised. "Ichigo, I--"
"SHUT UP YOU TURD! NO ONE LIKES YOU! AND YOU MAKE ME SO STINKING ANGRY! JUST GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"
Slamming the window shut she retreated to her bed, which she threw herself unceremoniously onto. Whatever. she thought.
Aoyama was stunned, to say the least. He stood there, dumbstruck, staring at Ichigo's closed window. Does-Does this mean... that we are no longer--? Suddenly, the hair on the back of his neck stood up, signaling the presence of another being. He turned, only to be faced by Kisshu. "What--" Aoyama started.
Kisshu punched Aoyama in the stomach. "I finally got my chance to get rid of you, Deep Blue, or should I say; Aoyama?" Kisshu sneered as Aoyama fell to the ground.
Why does everyone hate me?
"Duh! isn't that obvious?!" a strange voice echoed.
Both the alien and the teen turned around, trying to find the owner of the voice. Aoyama cried out into the darkness. "Who are you?"
The voice chuckled. "Who do you think I am?"
Aoyama shivered. "I have no clue..." he whispered "maybe you're some psychopath killer..."
"HEY. I heard that." said the voice.
Aoyama whipped around. "Seriously, who are you?"
The voice sighed. "I guess I should tell you, eh? I am-- THE AUTHOR OF THIS STORY!"
Both Kisshu and Aoyama were dumbstruck. "Who?"
"Oh for heaven's sake. Don't you get it? I'm the one who made the story like this."
Kisshu's eyes widened. "Does that mean you could put anything in this story?"
The voice paused for a moment, as if thinking. "Perhaps. but within reason, of course."
A wicked grin spread across his face. "Can I end up with Ichigo then, and Aoyama can just go jump off a cliff or something?"
"Actually, I was just thinking of ways to make Aoyama-kins here die, too."
Aoyama froze. "What?!"
Both Kisshu and the Author smiled, then nodded. The author produced a rope and then Kisshu tied up Aoyama.
"Buh-Bye!" suddenly, a cliff appeared from nowhere, and Aoyama was promptly thrown over the edge.
"Well, all's well that ends well!" The author said. The voice started to fade away.
Kisshu looked around. "What? What about my happy ending?!"
"maybe next time, alien-boy."
heh heh. i just couldn't resist. I nearly had kisshu stab aoyama, but then decided that it would be funnier if i got to appear...
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-- AllegroConBrio