Early in the morning, Tony the Tiger woke up next to the Cullen's with a hang over. He got up and ran out side hysterically. Being the pyromaniac Tiger he is, Tony walked back in and went into the kitchen, opened the drawer, and found some matches.
Then went and opened the fridge, grabbed a bottle of beer, and walked over the sink and emptied it's contents. Tony then grabbed some dry dishrags, and gasoline.
After a few moments, he was finished making his weapon, a Molotov Cocktail.
Satisfied with his work he yelled, "Itsssssssss GREAT!!"
He then walked back into the Cullen's bedroom, where Bella and Edward slept, pulled out a match lit it, and then lit the rag, he let it burn for a moment, before throwing at the beds headboard.
The result was lots of fire.
The Cullen's ran around screaming in pain, before they finally just collapsed. Dead.
Then he walked over to the bodies, and stared proudly for a moment, then yelled once again, "Itsssssssss GREAT!!"
The End