Hello, it is I, Merlin. This is a new story obviously, but I won't be abandoning the other one. This will be an SI-OC with the same bullshit reason of "blame the dimension traveling vampire with an infinite power source". Let's get it on.

"Holy fuckin' shit tiddies, where the fuck am I?"

Said a surprised teen as he looked at his surroundings in confusion. He was surprised to see an old man in a nice suit sitting in an armchair with another one in front of him, the old man had red eyes and seemed strangely familiar, like he had seen him before, but not in person. The stylish old man motioned for him to sit down, he shrugged and went to sit down in front of the mysterious man that he was already suspecting of being a dimension traveling vampire with a penchant for throwing random people in other dimensions.

"Sooooooo, are you Zelretch?"

The old man grinned and said.

"My, my, that is the tamest reaction I have ever gotten, you'll need to be rewarded for that."

The old man chuckled as he thought of some of his other victim's reactions. There had been this one guy that had annoyed him so much he had thrown him in a dimension filled with tentacle monsters that liked guys. Yeah, that's what happens when you piss yourself on Zelretch's favorite armchair. "Yes, I am indeed who you think I am, so I'm guessing you know what I'm planning."

"Hell yeah I know, let's get to it already, I want some action baby."

He yelled out in excitement.

The vampire raised an eyebrow at him in curiosity.

"Will you not miss your family or friends."

The teen just snorted and said. "My old man's dead and friends...the fuck does that even mean?"

The Kaleidoscope chuckled and made multiple golden cards appear before them.

"As your reward for earlier, you are allowed to chose which heroic spirit you want except for a few exceptions since they would cause more trouble than amusement for me, now go ahead, choose."

The teenager smirked and said. "I choose my favorite hero of all time-"

(Bwahahaha, I'm making you wait!)

"Man, I can't believe he dropped me right on a dumpster, now I smell like shit." . He noted that the signs were written in English as he continued on to find the address the old vampire had given him. As he walked he looked at his reflection on one of the windows and smirked at his new appearance. The red runes under his eyes and his blue hair made him look awesome and intimidating. He continued on his way to his new home while trying to figure out where he was. He seemed to be in an English speaking community, but that didn't really help him since a lot of country have English as either a first or second language. Hell, he could be in Canada for all he knew. He continued to think about which country he could be in until he finally found his new home.

He smirked a seeing the cozy looking house and walked up to the door, he took out his key and unlocked the door so he could get in. He walked in to find that directly to his right was the living room, it had a comfy looking white couch and a TV in front of it on a table. There was a dining room further away in front of him with a kitchen to its right, there was also a hallway that led to three doors. He guessed those were the rooms and the bathroom. He decided to go check out his room and opened the door on the left, he walked in only to be confused as the room seemed to have already been furnished and decorated.

A voice suddenly rang out in his head.

"Oh shit, you better get out of here fast Liam, or else the owner of this room might do something very bad to you."

He frowned and asked.

"Like what?"

The voice gave off the impression that it was shivering and replied in a haunted voice.

"You don't want to know what happens when she catches you snooping in her things."

He decided to listen to his mental companions advice and slowly walked out of the room and turned around to walk away, only to walk straight into someone. His well muscled form hitting the more lithe figure actually made the person fall, but the person quickly got up and looked him in the eye with a glare before she took in his features which made her eyes widen then narrow. As for him, he was shocked at how beautiful the woman in front of him is, long purple that reached her butt, intense red eyes and a magnificent body to boot.

He quickly recovered from his daze and introduced himself. "The name's Liam, I will be your roommate, it's a pleasure to meet you."

The woman glared and said. "Cut the bullshit, why do you have the exact same presence as my former student."

The lookalike looked surprised for a moment before a look of understanding appeared.

"So you're the Scathach Cú said I would eventually meet."

Scathach glared him down, her hand twitched as if she was holding something that wasn't there yet.

"Explain. Now."

She ordered him and he wasn't about to refuse a god-slayer until he had Cú's skill level and pain resistance. So he explained to her the cover story Cú had come up with while he was trying to diffuse the situation. The beautiful woman listened attentively during his explanation though he could still see her skepticism, and he could completely understand. If a guy broke in his house and told him he was the reincarnation of my student, he wouldn't believe him too.

But unlike most people, he had proof! He used the limited amount of control he had over his power to give his tenant an astralized body.

The six feet tall man appeared in all of his armored glory. His sea monster armor gleamed in the light of the lamp. He held Gae Bólg in his hand, its demonic bloodlust already permating the atmosphere of the house and even further beyond. The neighbours actually had goosebumps all over their body from its sheer bloodlust. And it wasn't even materialized yet, it was only part of Cú's shade.

The millenia old(don't say that to her face or else...) woman looked surprised. Her face went slack, any emotion completly disappeared to make place for the most deadpan face of all time.

She glared heatedly at her precious student, then at Liam, then at Cú, then one last time towards Liam.

She had only four words to describe how weird this situation was for her.

"What the absolute fuck?"

Well then, I guess we'll end it right here. Just so you guys know, I am probably going to take any chance to include any meme I can in this. This will be in Highschool DxD. And I will not follow any of the stereotypical bullshit that most DxD inserts do. Don't expect me to join those little bitch ass devils from Kuoh. Expect me to actually join somebody I like and would probably get along with. I'll leave you guys one pretty obvious hint. Battle-maniac. Okay, as always fav, follow, and most importantly review. I feed on those magnificent words that you painstakingly take the time to type with your incredibly magical hands that have been blessed by the review gods. I hope that convinced you to review. Merlin out.