Hi, I think these are the bloopers and what Princess Mononoke should be like.

San: Heyyyyyyy, I've read this before this shouldn't be publicly aired!!!

Ashitaka: Yea, I never did his stuff

Smokinhotguy: Just because you didn't do it, doesn't mean you don't WANT TO!!!!!!!

*They both blush*

ENJOY!!!!

THE NEW IMPOVED FANFIC!!!!!!

{Scene where Ashitaka comes out of the cave}

Moro: You know you can just jump off, end it all

Ashitaka: Why would I want to do that? I like San!

Moro: I have proof that she hates you

Ashitaka: And what proof is that??!?!

{Suddenly San runs out of the cave and pushes him off the cliff}

Ashitaka: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moro:..... That proof

{San laughs maniacally} MUAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA!!!!!

****Scene on Island***

San: eat this

*Ashitaka, coughs* hack, cough

San: CHEW YOU STUPID MORON!!!!!

*Ashitaka coughs louder*

San: O.K *sigh*

[San chews up food, and gives food version of mouth to mouth 3 times to Ashitaka}

*Ashitaka has a BIG smile on his face*

San: YOU COULD'VE CHEWED THE MEAT YOURSELF!!!!

*San slaps Ashitaka so hard, that his face is red*

San: lying perv.....

****Scene where Jijo is jumping the rocks away from Okoto***

Jijo: Gee I jump so high, I wonder why these high sandals never caught on...

*Jijo jumps and slips, falls head first into the river*

Jijo: {spits out water} that's probably why....

*******Scene where Eboshi and San are fighting******

{Ashitaka grabs Eboshi and San.}

Ashitaka: This is what hatred looked likes *and he reveals his arm with the black squirmy things. *

San: EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! *Switches her spear to her free hand and chops off his arm*

Ashitaka: EEEEEEOUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!?!?!!?

San: because you are annoying!

Ashitaka: I'LL BE BACK NEXT WEEK!!!!

**Next week**

Ashitaka: THIS IS WHAT HATRED LOOKS LIKE!!! IT CONSUMES US AND...

Eboshi: Ashitaka

Ashitaka: WHAT?!??!

Eboshi: you are a nice guy and all, BUT you are really getting annoying with this hatred thing..

{Eboshi shoots him}

BAMMMMM

San *looks at corpse*

San: HEY, that's a great shot! =D

Eboshi: Thanks ^_^

**They shake hands***

Ashitaka's severed head: well my work here is done...