Ra's Wrath Of Revenge
DISCLAIMER: Although it would appear that Abby and Alison have total control over the actions of the characters from the television show Stargate SG-1, it is not the case. They are merely borrowing them and will return them seemingly unharmed to their rightful owner and creator Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions.
Also, they don't wish to infringe on any copyright laws and are NOT receiving any money whatsoever for their stories.
However, characters, objects and situations etc. that have been created by themselves, (that is, their original ideas) are their property and they do not give permission for them to be archived or reproduced unless they state otherwise.
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CHAPTER ONE: "The Rap Begins"
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On a distant planet, our favourite villain was causing a scene...................
"Hey hey hey, I have somethin' to say!
Join ME people or you will pay!
I'll zat you and I'll chop you until you are dead,
so you had better listen to what I have said!"
"What are you doing Mr. Peabody?" A civilian was puzzled, why was he rapping?
"Ha ha ha, you have fallen for my trap,
now you will die from my lethal rap!"
"Ah Crap!" The civilian's eyes grew larger, as he realised what was about to happen.....then......
*KABLAM!*
... his head exploded into a slushy raspberry jam!
"Ha ha ha, haha ha ha,
don't even try to run 'cause you won't get far!"
The civilians were terrified! Why was Ra singing in rap? And what the hell was this so-called trap?
"Now you, and you, and you, you and you,
get moving DORKS 'cause I have lot to do!"
Ra's Jaffa rounded up the civilians and loaded them into Ra's ship.
"Goodbye little humans, farewell, tooroo,
soon your planet will be history and so will YOU!"
Ra walked off in the direction of the forest that surrounded the small town. Meanwhile the ship took off and headed for space.
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Chapter two will be up soon, so please (if you could) post up a quick review for us! Thanks!
