THE ADVENTURES OF DANNY & ARIN
TALE 1
JOE, A MAN WITHOUT GENITALS
Back in 1942 in Kansas, when Arin was 77 and Danny was 2, the two decided to go somewhere to eat things. DQ was no longer an option, as they were kicked out due to Danny's tiny immense incident where he soiled the seats one time less than 18 times. They settled on KFC or something. When they got to the counter, the man working there seemed oddly familiar to 2 year old Danny. The man working their immediatley recognized Dan the man. After shouting too loud at his realization, the man explained his name was Joe and how he knew Dan over a too long 3 hour period. He was not fired. Many people starved. Dammit Joe, you were on the job, man. Danny and Arin understood Joe's story entirely, although Danny never recalled his uncle telling him about a cock wrangling job. Joe was a man who trusted people the second he saw them and got robbed constantly, so he confided his feelings to his 8th cousin Danny, who was 8th because that's how Joe was numbered. It turns out, Joe did not have genitals. The gasps of Arin were heard in Russia, Danny's gasps were not heard, because Danny no longer possesed vocal chords for that sound. So Dan and Arin decided they would make it their mission to help Joe leave the restaurant. They did so. After leaving and playing video game for 90 hours they decided it would be a rly good idea to turn in for the night, as it was a tiresome day of meeting Joe. They slept. Arin changed his perfectly clean sheets 3 times because he's fucking needy like that and ungrateful. In the morning they left their perfectly good mobile home for an adventure in the mountains. What will they find there? Tune in next time where we give a new question!