-1A/N: You know, some part of me thinks all of Team 7 will die at the end. I mean they will all die eventually, but I think they'll die at each other's hands. Seems about right...or not. It could go either way. Anyways I await the flamage.
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"Can't believe the last face I see is yours!"
"Hn."
"Don't 'hn' me!"
"…"
"Oi! Say something!"
"…"
"Teme--"
"How can you keep screaming if you're supposedly near death?"
"Finally, I thought you already kicked the bucket."
"Un fortunately I haven't."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Dobe, are you dead yet?"
"I can't believe it! The Great Uchiha was worried! I wonder if Sakura-chan saw that?"
"Shut up…"
"…"
"…?"
"Yeah?"
"…"
"Come out and say it already!"
"…"
"WELL?!"
"How'd she die?"
"Oh."
"How elaborate of an explanation."
"…"
"What happened?"
"I can't believe you learn to speak now! Couldn't you have done this while we were still--"
"Answer the question."
"…"
"Dobe…"
"She-she took a hit."
"And?"
"It was while I…lost control."
"Hn."
"She also made me make a few promises."
"…"
"She wanted me to become Hokage, punch you for her, and…find someone."
"…"
"I couldn't complete the last one, though. Hope she isn't too mad. I wonder if Hinata will be alright?"
"It's getting darker."
"Yeah, it is."
"Took you long enough to notice the Hyuuga."
"Hey! What is that supposed to mean?"
"That you're slow."
"Hmph. Wait until we get to heaven and I can move. I'll so beat the crap out of you."
"An idiot to the end I see. I'm not going to heaven, that much should be obvious."
"Nah, don't think the devil wants competition."
"Idiot."
"Things are starting to fade."
"Hn."
"Oi teme, was killing Itachi worth it?"
"…"
"Sasuke come on! You might as well tell me or all you're gonna hear until you die is me--"
"Yes and no."
"What?"
"I got my revenge, but…"
"But what? Come on, damn it!"
"You already know. What's the point?"
"Come on!"
"…"
"Sasuke!"
"…"
"Sasuke?"
"…"
"Damn it…the bastard died. Rather die than admit you were wrong huh? Oh well, I have an eternity to get it out of you, ne…"
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