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Legolas was in mirkwood, pretty trees. When one day he saw a beautiful girl who just happened to be passing by his tree while she was running from orcs. Since the orcs were conviently far behind her, she decided to stop and rest. While she was doing so, the enticed Legolas jumped down from his tree cause he just HAD to talk to her. The second she saw legolas, her knees melted, and she fell right into his strong awaiting arms. Then, a thousand hundred million orcs came. But the two were powered by love, and they bravely fought all of them off. But when only one orc remained, and the battle seemed won, the last orc aimed at legolas. The girl had forseen this in a dream she had last night, and was prepared. She jumped in front of legolas, taking a fatal blow. Legolas was so angry, that he shoot the orc and it died. He then ran to his beloved and tried to shake her awake. She was unconscience. After a little bit of him pleading, she finally woke up. Legolas had given up hope by
then and he cradled her, sobbing. She awoke to find her beloved in this state. She murmered his name, he was startled by this. A huge smile swept his face. He looked at her, and asked of her name. It was Maggie.(hey its humor!) "Maggie, will you marry me?" He asked. Of course she said yes, and they got married. But then legolas was summoned to rivendell, and they had to part once more....
Ok, this was SUPPOSED to be humorous, it s ok if it wasn't. Flame me if u must I deserve it! And this story has no malice intentions to anyone who writes or enjoys legolas romance stories, heck, I read `em! This was just for fun. BTW it was my first fic.
Legolas was in mirkwood, pretty trees. When one day he saw a beautiful girl who just happened to be passing by his tree while she was running from orcs. Since the orcs were conviently far behind her, she decided to stop and rest. While she was doing so, the enticed Legolas jumped down from his tree cause he just HAD to talk to her. The second she saw legolas, her knees melted, and she fell right into his strong awaiting arms. Then, a thousand hundred million orcs came. But the two were powered by love, and they bravely fought all of them off. But when only one orc remained, and the battle seemed won, the last orc aimed at legolas. The girl had forseen this in a dream she had last night, and was prepared. She jumped in front of legolas, taking a fatal blow. Legolas was so angry, that he shoot the orc and it died. He then ran to his beloved and tried to shake her awake. She was unconscience. After a little bit of him pleading, she finally woke up. Legolas had given up hope by
then and he cradled her, sobbing. She awoke to find her beloved in this state. She murmered his name, he was startled by this. A huge smile swept his face. He looked at her, and asked of her name. It was Maggie.(hey its humor!) "Maggie, will you marry me?" He asked. Of course she said yes, and they got married. But then legolas was summoned to rivendell, and they had to part once more....
Ok, this was SUPPOSED to be humorous, it s ok if it wasn't. Flame me if u must I deserve it! And this story has no malice intentions to anyone who writes or enjoys legolas romance stories, heck, I read `em! This was just for fun. BTW it was my first fic.