Title: Quick, Hug Me!
Author: TuesdayNightHardcoreQueen
Pairings: TedxOC, CodyxLayla
Summary: It shouldn't be this freezing in Florida!
"Dude! What the hell! It's so freaking cold!" Cody complained.
"Thank you, Captain Obvious. I'm glad, you would grace us with an update!" Ted exclaimed, shivering uncontrollably. They were standing out back of a Tampa arena, waiting for their girlfriends to come back with their breakfast from McDonalds. But they were taking forever!
"Shut up, this ain't cool." Cody said, as well, shivering. "This is Florida, it shouldn't be this cold! Hence, Sunshine State!"
"Yeah true man, true." Ted agreed. "Well, at least someone on the roster's happy we're here. Kelly's probably prancing around the Women's Locker Room stoked out of her mind that she's the hometown girl."
"But, isn't she from Jacksonville?"
"Well, yeah, but we're heading to Atlanta right after this. So I guess, she'd be considered...the state girl, or something like that..." Ted said.
Cody then had a thought pop up in his mind. He grinned at the meanness of it all. "Hey, I just thought of something since Kelly's made of plastic, and it's really freaking cold out, do you think it'd be a breeze to snap her overy my leg and she shatter? Like in a billion little pieces?"
Ted laughed. "Oh, damn...yeah probably. But even if it wasn't cold out, I could still snap her over my leg."
"Hahaha! True!" Cody agreed.
Soon enough, a car pulled up into the parking lot, passing by the two of them. Ted glanced and saw that it was Sunny and Layla.
"Hey, it's them." he said.
As soon as it was parked, the Divas stepped out. Sunny was carrying the bag of food and her drink in one arm, and Ted's drink in the other. And Layla was carrying both her and Cody's drinks.
"Hi guys, got the breakfast." Sunny greeted them.
"FINALLY!!" Cody shouted, jokingly. "We've been waiting out here forever, freezing our asses off!"
"Hah, well did you live?" Sunny chuckled.
"BARELY."
Cody laughed, then extended his hand to offer to take the bag out of her hands. "Here, I got it."
"Thanks." she said, handing it over. She then gave Ted his Coke.
As he took it, he quickly embraced Sunny. "Quick, hug me! (He felt the warmth of her body heat up his) Oh, sweet, you're really warm. Stay right here for me; don't move. (Then an idea came into his mind)--Oh, wait--(He squatted down and put his head on her chest and wrapped his arm around her waist)--Okay, I'm good now. Haha. Boobies always give out the best body warmth."
Sunny blinked and looked down at her boyfriend. "Ted...get up."
"Whyyy, you're really warm though." he giggled.
"Because you're a geek, and we got even warmer food to eat, then you'll be satisfied." she said.
"Yeah dude, come on, I'm hungry!" Cody agreed.
"You know, if you were smart, you'd do the same, dude." Ted hinted off the obvious.
"Don't even think about it, Cody. Uh-uh!" Layla said, pulling him inside by his ear.
"Ow, ow! Okay, I'm coming!" Cody winced, being dragged off.
Sunny laughed at him, then brought Ted along with, locking arms with him. "Come on, stupid ass. Haha."
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A/N: Jeeze, I love Florida in all, but I'm pretty ashamed of even being from the same state as KellyKelly. Haha. And well, hope you liked it, Sunny! Sorry for the randomness, but you also got another gift coming up soon!
BE HAPPY, I PASSED UP MY EDUCATION TO WRITE THIS FOR YOU. ;D
Lol. YES. I DID THIS IN MATH! Hahaha.