Once upon a time, there were three red-heads. Papa red-head, Mama red-head, and Baby red-head. One day, Mama red-head was making omelettes. She put the breakfast on the table and called 'her' family to eat.
"This is too hot!" Papa red-head roared.
"Is not! It's perfect!" Mama red-head argued.
"Well I say it's too hot!"
"Fine! I hate you, Papa red-head! Nya!"
Papa red-head sighed. "Fine. We can at least go to the gym while it cools so I can show off my amazing flexibility," He said as he walked out the doo. Mama red-head followed him, carrying Baby red-head. "But it doesn't need to cool! Nya!" Later that day, Bear walked by the house. He made sure no one was there so that he could go in. He saw the omelettes, and took some of Papa red-head's. "Hm… It's too hot…" He said with a smile, but he put some wasabi on it and ate it anyway. Then he took some of Mama red-head's. "Hm… Too cold…" He put some wasabi on it and ate it anyway. Then he put some wasabi on Baby red-head's and gobbled it up. "Just right." He heard the redhead's coming back and ran into the bedroom.
Papa red-head walked to the table. "What the hell?! Someone ate my fucking omelette!"
Mama red-head looked at 'her' plate. "Hoi! Someone ate my omelette, too! Nya!" Baby red-head looked at his plate and said, "I want cake"
"That's not what you're supposed to say, nya."
"Oh… He ate my omelette, too."
The three red-heads went to their bedroom. The first thing they saw was Bear sleeping in Mama red-head's bed. Papa red-head blinked. "Mama red-head…? What the hell is a bear doing in your bed?" Mama red-head freaked out. "WHAT'S A BEAR DOING IN MY BED, NYA?!" Baby red-head sighed. "I want cake." Papa red-head glared at him. "I mean… Oh no… A bear… Ahh…" Mama red-head stopped freaking out and all three red-heads stared at Bear when they heard him giggle. Bear sat up with a closed eyed smile. "Can I wake up now?"
Then he put wasabi on themand ate them. And they lived happily ever after. Well… Not really… He suffered from terrible indigestion. His stomach randomly felt flippy, sometimes it would sound like a cat, and sometimes it would yell something about wanting cake.
THE END!