This is 1 fanfic I was rlly proud of so I wish uuu coould read n review please? thanks so much.

Okay draco was in the common room and pansy was there and they was like sitting on this chair in the green room. (slytherins colours are green and silver so there common room is gonna be green)

and then thiz gurl called kali came in and she was like really hot and draco came over and was like 'omg kali your really fit do you want to sleep with me'

kali was like angry at first and then she said 'omg your so hot loll! I would love 2 but what about pansy?' she asked him looking sad (but not like she was gonna cry just sad)

'pansy doesn't mean anything to me babez I promise' he said touching her. 'relly I all want you'

kali looked like she had just won the house cup, and she touched him back. Everyone cheered.

Then this girl called ray came in and was like 'i'm looking for kali are she in here?'

draco turned around and went 'yh this stud muffin is right here' then he stopped because ray had massive boobs and nice eyes n was really smart and everyone loved her.

He slapped kali and stamped on her as she was crying on the floor ( bit harsh but its draco lol ) and then Ray was like 'omg seriosly draco I know i'm so amazing y are you with that kali i'm so much more hornyier and more xpierances than her!'

draco agreeded and then grabbed her boob 'woah these are really big how did you get them like this?'

ray grinned, her boobs all squidgy. 'well its just natural talent I guess'

'okay well get in the bath'

then they went to the bath and ray forget a condom so I think she'd be pregant ( not meaning to offend anyone who has kids and had preggers but you know its kinda icky I mean you bleed I don't like blood. Anyway lmao story time! Really sorry xxx)

so then Lydia was like 'Oh, Welcome, dearest Kali to my abode'.

So then kali laughed coz lydia was always really nice. But kali didn't like her secretly. Lydia had orange hair and it made her sexier than kali. (kali had rainbow hair with skulls in it every1 was really jealouse')

but kali was like 'I do wat I want when I like idgaf about people lol.

So then Kali was like 'oh okay ladia what do you want lol I was about to go and suck off draco I hope this is important cause his cock is really cool have you seen it?'

lydia shook his head 'lol no I haven't seen it is it big?'

'yh its really big I can't even hold it it's to heavy'

isla turned up and everyone was like 'okay. Guys I just wanted to tell you that I am dating draco!'

everyone gasped and then kali turned around went 'OMG NO NO NO THIS IS NOT REALY I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING'

Okay guys i'm really sorry about this being a really short but I tried my hardest loll (: please review guys. Im sorry 4 da cliffe lol