*Authors Note:

NekoNeko: *Rises from death in a small bedroom* Yep, I'm back. I know I am a crapsticle but yeah. Please try and bear it. Haha, Bear. RAWR!

Ninja Steve: Yes, bear. Erm, just so you know, we have an exchange policy. If you, dearest readers, give us flames, we are going to be nice, and give you something back! A ninja star to the eye! Hooray!

NekoNeko: And he has a lot of ninja stars. A LOT. ANYYYWAYYYSSS, the main character's looks are this:

Male, named Cecil Thornton, has a dirty mind, pale blue eyes, born in England, very cute, has secret cat ears, very long, curly, pastel pink hair, kinda like a boy Lolita, as in he likes frilly things. Wink.

Ninja Steve: Ignore that. Well WOAHKAY, this story is about the awkwardness of being British in Japan, death, and weird, crazy stuff. Note Cecil has an English accent. Enjoynimucus!

I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh or its characters, but I own the plot and my characters. Btw, I use Cecil for my own manga, so don't copy. Head-Tearing-Off will ensue if you do. AWAY!*

Intro

'No.'

'But why, I'm your best-

'No, Ryou.'
'Cecil, come on, for me.'

"No! I'm surprised you think he's my friend. And what makes you think he's gay?"

The pair stood bickering behind the Domino City High School, long after the end of day bell had rung. The boy with the snowy white hair seemed to be annoying the slightly taller one.

'Ryou, you know Yugi better than I do, ask him yourself! Just come out and say it!'

'Tell him that I love him right to his face? No way, stupid!'

'You called me stupid. Not doing it.'

'Pleasepleasepleaseplease!'

'That's not a real word, doesn't count.'

Ryou cried out in frustration. What could he do to convince him? He just wouldn't listen!

The pink haired boy started to playfully run away as he shouted, 'Hurry up, Milky bar Kid!'

Ryou ran after him, sighing in disappointment.

Chap 1: White Chocolate.

Silence lingered between the boys as they walked along the main street. Ryou had seemingly given up on his plight, and Cecil seemed indifferent as he jingled the coins in his pocket.

'I have enough for some fish n' chips. You want any?'

'Yep.'

The adorable boys both absent-mindedly turned into a little shop, with the words "Flakey Jake's" glowing in neon over the door. The boys had shared many obscene jokes about this name, but they both agreed that the shop made 'em just like they did at home.

English rock blasted at them as they stepped thought the door, and a girl wearing tons of makeup greeted them in English. 'Hi boys, what'll it be?'

"Erm... medium chips, two flakes, Fanta and a Solo, thanks Linda.'

'That'll be 8 Yen boys, now just hang tight.' The bleach blonde cake face swang round the back, and Ryou mumbled in Japanese again, 'What a tart."

'Haha, I know right?' Cecil giggled back. Something buzzed in his pocket, and he lifted it up to his ear.

Ryou knew deep inside something was wrong.

'Hello? Oh, hi Joey, what's up? Hmm? What's going on over there? Huh? Oh, alright. Bye then.'

Cecil noticed Ryou's worried look. 'Don't worry; I'm sure Tristan's just got his foot stuck in the chair again...'

'I don't think that's it Cecil, there's something wrong, really bad...'

'Hi boys, I got ya food.' She handed them a hot, grease-stained, newspaper package and smiled. 'See ya later!"

They turned and left, leaving the blasting music and the smell of oil behind.

'I never really liked her.' Ryou mumbled as he ripped open the package. Cecil grinned. 'I dunno- I'd pash her.' A shocked look crossed Ryou's fair face as he munched on a golden chip. 'Oh, God no Cecil, she might as well be a dog!'

'Alright then, Princess, how 'bout him?' he grinned, glancing at a brutish boy in school uniform.

They played this game again, and again, everyday, but as long as it was with him, it was fun.

Ryou could still remember being the only British one in the school, and the bullies. For some reason, he found the female ones were the worst.

*FLASHBACK*

'Hey, Bakura, why did you come to our country? Do you think you're better than us, you filth?'

The utter humiliation those bitches could put you through...

'I heard you sister died. Did she commit suicide to get away from you?'

They could bring back those worst memories and rub them in your face...

'Why do you have such long hair, are you a homo?'

They laugh, they jeer, and it makes you start to hate yourself too...

But there were others, kind ones...

'Are you okay? My name is Yugi, by the way.'

I fell fast and hard for him, but it was so unattainable. And so I gave up, and the bullying didn't stop.

But then,

All of a sudden,

I wasn't alone.

'Class, meet your new classmate, Cecil Thornton. He came all the way from England! Isn't that great?'

'Jeez, another limey...'

'What? This class will be soon known as 'New England!'

'His hair is pink...'

'Am I tripping...?'

We promised we'd be friends forever, stick together through the bullying, through everything...

We talked about England, about our families, our friends, but I still haven't told Cecil about him. The very centre of my problems...

*END FLASHBACK*

'Ryou! Oi, Ryou! Eat mate, I can't eat this all by myself!'

Ryou jumped a little. 'Oh! Sorry...'

-Zzzt Zzzt-

'Mine.' Cecil put his phone to his ear, and that feeling returned to Ryou's stomach. Maybe it was the fish.

'Joey! Tell me what's going on! ... What? ...What's happened? ... And? ...Oh... oh my God... are you serious? So there's nothing they can do? ... Yes I'll tell him... Bye.'

The feeling was getting worse and worse, like when he could see the car coming up to hit him.

'Ryou...'

'What is it!'

'It's Yugi Moto...'

That car came closer...

'He's...'

So close...

'...dead.'

SMASH.

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