Love is like a nail in my heart

Whenever you go my heart will depart

The light in your eyes

I feel myself dies

The shine in your hair

Makes me not want to despair

The sheen of your skin

Makes my day begin

Your eyes of yellow

Makes me want to bellow

You in the sun

Makes me want to bear your son

Whenever I think of you

I imagine raising a ewe

Your heart full of passion

Is my obsession

Your long sharp nails

When they cut me makes me inhale

The hair on your legs

Are like long spindly spider webs

The thickness of your brows

Reminds me of the tail of cows

The desire of your soul

Makes me feel like a mole

The crispness of your clothes

Makes me want to decompose

Why are you so perfect

I just feel like an object

In comparison to you

I am nothing but a shoe

I like the way you smile

My heart sings for a while

Your family is so nice

They also feel like ice

I hate how I'm so ugly

Compared to you I am fugly

I want you to make me your mountain lion

Then for you your clothes I will iron

I know that you're a vegetarian

And for you I'd do anythin

Your house is really new

Although I wish that it was blue

I actually think you're great at baseball

Although I'd like to touch your ball ;)

Your muscles are so delicious

They make my senses delirious

You're the person that I would rape

I want to make your ass hole gape.

I really want to keep you in bondage

And keep you in a cold old cage

I want to whip your cute behind

And my virginity you'll have to find

I would also like to set you on fire

That is one of my only desires

We could do naughty things on my sleeping dad

The newest sex moves that are the fad

I will molest you while we sit at the table

Then tie you up like a horse in an abandoned stable

We'd play doctors and nurses, the kinky kind

Then I'll rip out your eyeballs and make you blind

I will dominate you

I will have my way with you

Your will cower in fear

I will smack your derrière!

Your ding dong I would like to suck

Then we'd find a spot to go and fuck

You'll want out of this situation

Or else risk constipation

Two girls one cup will be our game

Because I know I'll put you to shame.

I'll even let you share my bong

Then you'll let me eat your dong

All the things I would do to you

Will make you want to eat my poo ;)!


Review!