Weiss loved her wife. This was apparent to anyone who knew her. However, her very excitable wife seems to constantly be testing this love.

"Weiss! Look at those cakes! They even have strawberries on them! Can I get one? Please?"

Weiss sighed. The two had been grocery shopping when Ruby noticed a display in the window of a bakery. The cakes in question weren't particularly large. They were only about a foot in diameter and five inches tall. They were covered in various types of icing and topped with numerous kinds of fruit. She noted that they had some with blueberries.

"Those do look very good. How about you get me a blueberry one and then you can pick out one that you would like," Weiss suggested. Ruby jumped up and down several times while chanting various praises and loving statements before disappearing in a puff of rose petals. Weiss smiled while shaking her head slightly. She continued to walk down the sidewalk, mentally going over the shopping list. They had everything they needed so all that was left was for Ruby to get the cakes and then they could head home.

Weiss heard several surprised murmurs coming from behind her. She sighed, already knowing the source, before turning around to see what was going on. A large stack of boxes was slowly wobbling towards her, her wife's legs sticking out from the bottom.

"Weiss! Wait for meeeee!" Ruby's voice came from the mobile stack of boxes.

"Ruby! I told you to get two, not twenty-two!" Weiss shrieked. People were beginning to stop and watch the spectacle

"But Weiiiiissssss. They're all so delicious! How could I just pick one?" Ruby said. The couple began to bicker even as Weiss stepped forward to take half of the boxes. They made their way to where there car was parked. They loaded the car with their groceries and numerous cakes before heading home.

"Aw it's not that big a deal. It's not like they were super expensive," Ruby said.

"You dolt. Money is not the problem here. The problem is that you have no self control whatsoever," Weiss retorted.

"What?! I have plenty of self control. You remember the Noodle Incident," Ruby answered.

"So you're admitting that that was your fault!"

"What?! No! Not at all! I was not responsible for that at all!"

Weiss sighed. They had arrived home. They carried all the groceries inside before making a second trip to bring in all the cakes

"I have no idea what we're going to do with this many cakes. You're such a dolt," Weiss said as she set down all the cakes she was carrying.

"True. But I'm your dolt!" Ruby said as she wrapped Weiss in a hug and kissed her.

"Of course."

First off, huge shout to incandescent-parisian for actually leaving me a prompt when I asked for one.

The prompt was "I said two, not twenty-two!". I promised it would be for the first fandom I thought of when I saw their name so this means that this is gonna be RWBY. And boy do I have some ideas. I figured I might as well have Ruby having next to no self control and Weiss wondering why she loves her dolt as much as she does.