**Disclaimer** We own all the characters that we own (even though they are all based on real people that I know... except Obecia *cracks up* Muahahahahahahaha!!! I came up with her)

*~warning~* This first chapter isn't very Harry Potterish... so if you read it, please read the next chapter!!!

Evil Flying Monkeys!!!

Chapter 1: Giggles and Giddiness

One stupidly sunny day, four girls decided that they wanted to go outside their friend's house and test their magic. You see, they were witches! and they weren't actually supposed to test their magic till they got to school (Hogwarts) or they would get in trouble from the ministry of magic (especially since it was their first year at school and they didn't really know any magic yet).

The four girls were either very brave... or VERY stupid.

Their names were Alexia Present (also known as Lexi): tall (when I say tall... I mean stupidly tall), blonde, strait hair, pale skin and deep sea blue eyes... Beccy Fox: a little shorter than Lexi, straight strawberry blonde hair and brown/blue/green eyes (depending on her mood) and pale skin with a few frekers (frekers: a word I invented that coincidentally sounds a lot like and means freckles) dotted over her face... Brut-Hilda... I think its just Brut-Hilda... Anyhoo... has a darker complexion with curly brown hair that hangs down to her shoulders, hazel eyes with brown flecks... and then there was Obecia Eatwell... Obecia is the tag-along of the group... Obecia is the one everyone picks on... Obecia Eatwell is just like the saying `Eatwell by name... eat VERY well by reputation'!!! Obecia Eatwell is extremely obese... and it's her own fault as well... she's eating her family out of house and home!!! She has extremely greasy hair that is permanently plastered to her fat head... she NEVER showers!!! Her hair is as black as anything (I think its supposed to be dark brown... but its so dirty) and her skin is as white as snow... it makes her look like a ghost!!!

Anyhoo... the girls were going to practise their magic out the front of Lexis' house, hers is easily in the best location and they had all slept the night and were going to sleep the night again and get a lift with Lexi's mother to Kings Cross Station so they can catch their train to school. The girls seated themselves in a circle on the ground and got comfortable for a moment before Brut-Hilda began "Okay!!! Oh-bezia!!! Give it meh!!!" in her Swedish accent.

"Give you what?!?" Obecia asked

"You know vot!!!" Brut-Hilda said (she had a way of intimidating Obesia)

"No I don't!!!" Obesia almost yelled

"GIVE IT HER!!!" Beccy yelled pointing at Brut-Hilda

Obesia flinched then handed over a humming, yellow ball of fluff...

"Please don't hurt Fluffy!!!" Obesia whimpered

"Don't hurt Fluffy?!? What do you take us for?!?" asked Lexi, "Fluffy is boring!!! We're just going to improve Fluffy!!!"

"BIBITY BOBITY BO!!!" Beccy yelled then smacked Fluffy over the head with her wand.

"What kind of spell is that?!? We're trying to change its colour... not give it concussion!!!" laughed Lexi

"I saw it on a movie!!! Cinderella!!! It's a Disney classic!!!" Beccy defended

"Puffskein o peenk kudasai!!!" said Lexi then lightly tapped fluffy on the head.

"Ummm... yous' arrrrrrrr both stoopid!!!" yelled Brut-Hilda, "Puffskeinus colouris pinkis!" then she waved her wand in an odd fashion and Fluffy exploded!!!

"Oops!!! Sorry Obezia!!! I vill by shu a new won?!?" said Brut-Hilda meekly

Obesia sat there, in shock, when an owl swooped down with a letter. It was obviously from the M.O.M (Ministry of Magick) (they had gotten a lot of them)

Dear stupid girls, (it read)

We have reason to believe that you have been using magic outside of school, AGAIN!!! Are you mocking us?!? Don't you believe that we will expel you?!? Don't challenge us, because we WILL expel you and you will have absolutely NO experience in Magick (Magick is a word we invented which sounds like and means (coincidently) magic! If you don't stop it then you WILL be expelled!!! And don't think we wont!!!

Yours truthfully,

(then it just had a list of ministry representatives)

"Oh well, that was amusing for a while!!!" said Lexi with a Cheshire cat grin and skipped inside with Beccy. Brut-Hilda soon followed but Obesia just stayed outside scraping the remains of her pet Puffskein and muttering things like "They do this every time!!!" and "How would they like it if I killed all their pets?!?" then it started to rain so she figured that she'd better go inside.

When she got to the front door and knocked to come in Lexi answered the door "No, we're not buying anything, we're not selling, we don't want any cookies, we don't like unexpected visitors, we don't want a new phone plan... oh, its you... you not allowed inside!!!"

"Why not?!?" asked Obesia

"Because you're all wet and you smell like wet dog!!!" Lexi said before slamming the door shut. Obesia stood there for a moment in a shocked silence before Lexi's mum came and let her in.

They all ate some yummy food that I'll think of later and packed their stuff for school and went to bed.

A/N: Muahahahahahahaha!!! Just you wait... we have heaps of chapters written, its just a matter of being bothered to type it up!!! So I can honestly say... it gets extremely random!!! Muahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

~DaEvilBunny- soon to be Jo-Jo The Paranoid Cat (typed by)

~Evil*Fairy (Edited by)

~Rudi (who doesn't have an account)