Disclaimer: Don't LWD BUT 6 1/2 IS A GREAT episode. lols

Truman is hot! but DEREK'S hotter haha.

DERK'S POV

Who in their right mind would give Casey Mcdonald a six and a half? And who the heck is this Truman kid? I can't believe he rated every girl in our grade? I can't believe I didn't think of it first. Just reading that list pissed me off and since then I've been fuming at anyone who so much as looked at me.

Flashback

"Hey Sammy boy," I shout out to my best friend as I approach his lockers. Noticing Ralph I give a nod of my head. A sheepish grin appears on his face, I ignore it but its not unnoticed.

"Sup D." Sam's eyes seemed to drift for a moment to a piece of paper in his hand but they quickly looked back at me. "Uhh, so let's go to lunch huh?" Ok lunch isn't for another twenty minutes. And is he kidding we've been best friends for like ever, he thinks I don't know when he's hiding something.

"Sam what are you hiding?"

"What list?" Okay Sam is acting weird. I didn't want to play s stupid game of 'what are you talking about' and then a game of "gimmie that!" So instead I snatched the paper from Sam's grasp and jetted down the hall far away from him. Childish, very but worth it? Yes. I came to a screeching halt when I saw her. Beautiful brown hair that probably felt like silk. I wish I could run my hands through that hair. Her blue eyes could be seen from a mile away they were that pretty. Her lips opening and closing to let out a few words to her best friend. She was the most intriguing person in my life but she could never be mine, she's my step-sister. Besides this is just a temporary crush, I have a girlfriend. Note to self: leave thoughts of Casey alone. Stop thinking of her!

Emily started eyeing some guy while Casey laughed at a comment Emily made. Look at that smile, so pretty. Stop. The said guy seemed to be looking everywhere but Casey. What's wrong with him there's no one worth staring at but Casey. Damn. As if on cue this nameless kid spots her and a smirk grows upon his features. what's his deal why is he smirking at her. Chill Derek, maybe he's smirking at Emily. Good he's looking away, why's he walking towards her. No don't you dare walk to her. Oh thank God he's just passing by. Emily's eyes followed this mystery guy down the hallway and Casey's attention was soon set on the same guy. Is she checking him out. Typical teenage girl. She looks so happy to be in school. I wish I was like her sometimes. Her body is flawless. Those hips meet her dancer's legs at the perfect place. Her toned stomach, her shoulders never slouch. Oh dear now I'm checking her out. I made to turn down the same hall that guy had walked, only to see some freshmen girls checking me out. So not wanting to feel their eyes on me, I turned around to go in the direction I just ran from, only to see Ralph checking out the freshmen girls. Stupid hormones.

End Of Flashback.

After seeing Ralph's eyes on those needy freshmen, I spotted Sam flirting with Rebecca. I waited till she gave him her screen name and walked away. Aw Sammy boy is growing up fast. I asked him if he knew anything about a new kid. He looked at me incredulously. He assumed I already read the list, realizing I didn't he continued on. He told me how this new kid had created a list that rated every girl in our grade His lips were still moving but I couldn't hear anything Sam said after that.

Millions of thoughts flooded my mind but they all revolved around one girl. Casey. What did this jerk rate her? If it was good, she might give in to him, she might think he's cute and sweet. If it's bad she'll be moping about it and she'll let it get to her. I've got to do damage control I cant handle tears and I don't want her happy with another guy.

As my vision fades back into my surroundings I see. .Sam's lips moving again but they seem to be saying "hello" and now his hands are waving back and forth in front of my face. What the heck is he doing?

Oh he's trying to get my attention.

I mumble out a "huh" and both my friend's look at me like I have three heads.

"Dude, you've been out of it for like two minutes." Ralph was looking at me like I'm stupid . "Woah nice shoes D!" Sometimes people shouldn't be talking though. (A/N: I love Ralph but I don't know just seemed ok to use.)

"Come on we should get to lunch." Sam slung an arm around me and Ralph walked right by my side.