The Legend of the Drunken Warrior
Disclaimer: I don't own zoids, or the movie Legend of the Drunken Master. But if I did I would be filthy rich... which I'm not.
Bit yelled out "STRIKE LAZER CLAW" at the top of his lungs. A command wolf's leg fell off from where it was attached to the zoids body.
"The battle is over the battle is over. The winner is...The Blitz team." The judge announced in its monotone voice.
Back at the Blitz team base every one was celebrating their new victory. So far they hadn't lost a battle in class S. Bit took down the command wolf, Brad took down an Iron Kong, and Leena completely destroyed a Cannon Tortoise.
"Hey I smell something funny." Exclaimed a surprised Bit.
"Are you sure you aren't smelling yourself, Bit? I mean we did just get in from a battle, and your all sweaty." Replied Leena.
" Well my sweat doesn't smell like cheap whiskey, that's for sure." Bit shot back.
Brad stood up and yelled "Cheap! That cost me 20 bucks." Then promptly walked out of the room.
"Jeez, wonder what's up with him? Oh well he'll go and worship his money and feel better in no time." Bit and Leena stared at each other after saying the same thing. "Jinx." "Double Jinx." They both said in unison again.
Leena had to think quickly, and then she did the only thing that came to mind... She bit Bit's cheek.
"OWWWW, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Bit screamed as he yelled out in pain at Leena's first attack, but as he did so the skin in his cheek contracted leaving him in even greater pain than before. Leena let go and walked off out of the rec. room. She could only think " Damn why did I bite him I should have kissed him... what the hell am I thinking that should teach him to match wits with me and for stealing my food. But still if Bit hadn't of stolen my food then I probably wouldn't have lost that 10 pounds."
Bit was left with a feeling of pain and loss, yet he still felt happy. Leena's lips had touched his cheek. Bit was on Cloud Nine, his very own Cloud Nine, and Bit was ecstatic about it. Next time for sure she'll fall for my charm and kiss me for real. Bit's wishful thinking was left to himself, but somewhere else in the base Brad wasn't so happy.
Brad pulled out his bootlegged whiskey that had cost him twenty bucks. He took a large swig of the powerful liquid and let it warm him. " oh yeah that is how its done" He took another swig and put the bottle under his bed ready for the next battle they would be in.
Hey if you liked it and want me to do more just review, even if you didn't like it review and tell me what you didn't like about it. If your lucky I might take your advice.
Disclaimer: I don't own zoids, or the movie Legend of the Drunken Master. But if I did I would be filthy rich... which I'm not.
Bit yelled out "STRIKE LAZER CLAW" at the top of his lungs. A command wolf's leg fell off from where it was attached to the zoids body.
"The battle is over the battle is over. The winner is...The Blitz team." The judge announced in its monotone voice.
Back at the Blitz team base every one was celebrating their new victory. So far they hadn't lost a battle in class S. Bit took down the command wolf, Brad took down an Iron Kong, and Leena completely destroyed a Cannon Tortoise.
"Hey I smell something funny." Exclaimed a surprised Bit.
"Are you sure you aren't smelling yourself, Bit? I mean we did just get in from a battle, and your all sweaty." Replied Leena.
" Well my sweat doesn't smell like cheap whiskey, that's for sure." Bit shot back.
Brad stood up and yelled "Cheap! That cost me 20 bucks." Then promptly walked out of the room.
"Jeez, wonder what's up with him? Oh well he'll go and worship his money and feel better in no time." Bit and Leena stared at each other after saying the same thing. "Jinx." "Double Jinx." They both said in unison again.
Leena had to think quickly, and then she did the only thing that came to mind... She bit Bit's cheek.
"OWWWW, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Bit screamed as he yelled out in pain at Leena's first attack, but as he did so the skin in his cheek contracted leaving him in even greater pain than before. Leena let go and walked off out of the rec. room. She could only think " Damn why did I bite him I should have kissed him... what the hell am I thinking that should teach him to match wits with me and for stealing my food. But still if Bit hadn't of stolen my food then I probably wouldn't have lost that 10 pounds."
Bit was left with a feeling of pain and loss, yet he still felt happy. Leena's lips had touched his cheek. Bit was on Cloud Nine, his very own Cloud Nine, and Bit was ecstatic about it. Next time for sure she'll fall for my charm and kiss me for real. Bit's wishful thinking was left to himself, but somewhere else in the base Brad wasn't so happy.
Brad pulled out his bootlegged whiskey that had cost him twenty bucks. He took a large swig of the powerful liquid and let it warm him. " oh yeah that is how its done" He took another swig and put the bottle under his bed ready for the next battle they would be in.
Hey if you liked it and want me to do more just review, even if you didn't like it review and tell me what you didn't like about it. If your lucky I might take your advice.