Legolas' weird day in the forest
We all know Legolas,
The handsome elf.
This is his story,
He told me himself.
He sat in his castle,
Bored as ever,
He thought and came up an idea,
Which was clever!
He said to his mum:
"To the woods I go,
and in the river,
I'll dip my toe."
He had a lot of energy,
So to the woods he ran,
He thought: It would have gone faster
If I had a van.
He went into the forest,
Between the mighty trees.
And he saw some members,
Of the Greenpeace.
He sat down,
And looked up in the sky.
There he saw a bird and screamed:
"I wish I could fly!"
The bird got frightened,
And placed a shit,
Right on Legolas forehead,
The shit did hit.
He smiled and said:
"This was cool!
I hope it won't disappear
When I dive in the pool!"
Then Legolas saw
Something strange behind a tree.
He said to himself:
"What is it I see?"
He went over too the tree
To look what it was,
It was a hobbit
Who sat on the moss.
"Hello little fellow,
Who are you?
I'm also a bit tired,
So I'll sit down here to!"
Legolas sat down,
On the hobbits toe!
The elf didn't notice,
And the hobbit screamed "OOhh!"
Leg didn't understand until
The mini man screamed "Stobbit!"
"I am sorry! And do you have a cold?"
The elf askedthe hobbit.
"Yes and I'b a lodesobe hobit,
Who has do friend.
And so it will be until by last day,
Has cobe to ad edd."
Said the poor little hobbit,
And looked sad.
"Oh dear lord,
you've got it bad."
"But now you're my friend
and I'll of you take care!"
And the friends begin to go
to Legolas' lair.
And that was the end
OfLegolas' tale.
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