A/N: Here's the humor filled story that I've been trying to write. I don't know if it'll be funny or not but read it anyway cause I'm trying my very best to write it!

Enjoy the crack!

Disclaimer: I don't own Vocaloid or any of the characters.

My Life As A Teenage Worker

"The shoe doesn't fit on your damn fat foot!" Meiko yelled.

Meiko Sakine, a sixteen year old, was currently working at a shoe store. Currently, she was helping a women into a pair of red pumps that didn't even fit on her feet. Meiko was getting tired and angry at all the customers. Especially this woman because she thought she could fit into the shoes but she couldn't.

The woman put her hands on her hips. "I am not fat! I am slightly overweight"

Is she blind?, Meiko thought. She is totally obese and as sorry as Meiko was to say that because she didn't want to hurt the little feelings that the woman had, she still believed that.

Meiko turned to the little girl with the woman. "That's your future, kid. Having a fat ass and not being able to fit your foot into the biggest size in the shoe shop" Meiko said, pointing at the woman.

And Meiko was surprised when the little girl turned around and smiled.

"I know right?" the little girl said.

And Meiko knew she instantly liked the girl.

Let's PARTY!

"You drugged him!" Miku yelled at Meiko, holding up a vodka bottle.

"I did nothing to your brother" Meiko said, taking the bottle out of her hands. "It was his choice to drink alcohol"

Miku Hatsune looked out to see her brother, Mikuo Hatsune, dancing on top of a table with Meito Sakine at Nana Haruka's eleventh birthday. Len and Rin Kagamine were passed out on the floor with a bottle of vodka near their heads. Akita Neru and Nero were singing World Is Mine really horribly. All of the Shions were hyper from ice cream. Miku figured this was a total disaster.

Then Miku figured it got really worse.

"Noooooo Mikuo!" she screamed. "How many times have I told you not to moon people?!"

The Debut of Momo Momone

"GO MY WAY! GO AHEAD! I'll try my best to become the me I want to be the most!" a pinkette that goes by the name of Momo Momone belted out on a stage.

"Who the hellz are you?" a certain blue-haired man asked while licking ice cream.

Momo just sweat dropped and dropped the microphone.

"Damn it to hell" she muttered, walking off the stage. "There goes my singing career and its all because of that ice cream freak. Maybe I can get Iku Acme to teach me to sing"

Elevators

It was a normal day. Peaceful. Everything was normal except for the fact that.....

Kagamine Len was cowering in a corner of an elevator. How very strange of him. Why, you ask was he cowering in fear in the corner? Well, read on my friend.

"TURN IT OFF!" he screamed. "ITS HURTING MY BRAIN!"

Hatsune Mikuo stared down at his friend as the other people in the elevator also stared at him.

"Dude, what's your damage?" Mikuo asked. "Its just elevator music"

"It burnsssss" Len whispered and curled into a ball. "Tell Rin I love her. Tell Miku I was the one that stole her diary. Tell Kaito that I was the one that accidentally pushed Kaiko out a window. And Mikuo, I just wanted to tell you that you actually sing good"

Mikuo was just staring at him. "Ok, so your in love with your twin sister. Miku has been murdering people for nothing. You were the one that pushed my girlfriend out a window and I actually sing good?"

Len nodded and then waited to rot away. "Goodbye, cruel world!"

And then the elevator door opened and the music turned off. Len jumped to his feet and walked out of it. Then he turned to look at the people who were still in it.

"Aren't you coming?" Len asked.

"Press the close button, Hatsune!" Neru yelled. "Press it!"

The doors closed but Len just shrugged and walked off happily.

You Got MimiRolled!

One day, Kagamine Rin was checking her email. She typed in her username and password and then went to the inbox. She clicked on the first message which was from Hatsune Miku.

Rin rolled her eyes and expected to see the download link to Miku's new song as the subject to the message implied. That's the kind of stuff that Miku always sent.

However, it was totally, completely different.

Rin's mouth dropped open.

On the screen there was a picture of Miku with the words, "You Got MimiRolled!" on it.

"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU! NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY! NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE! NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU....." Miku's voice sang.

Rin was just surprised.

She should have never trusted a message that subject said, "Shota!Len loves Black Rock Shooter'

A/N: Was it funny? I'm not sure if I have a sense of humor or not. In fact, I think I'm not funny at all. Please review. Bad? Awful? Hime-koi should never write again? I've seen writing that is way better than this sorry shit? Any one of those would work. XD