Another Ordinary Day
Summary:AU- A multiple chapter story about the Varia members as middle school students. Their ordinary lives along with other strange and annoying classmates. Let's hope Xanxus doesn't shoot any of them though... Rated T-M for very lewd jokes, Varia antics, etc.
Warnings:
-OCs (no official OCx? unless chapter calls for it, but never official)
-Based on my experiences as a middle schooler
-Slight OCC
-Swearing
-Violence
-Varia-ness
-Random Characters from Various anime will also show up
A/N:Yo! It's me, Kyaramero, you can call me Mero-chan or whatever though. As stated above, these are random drabbles about events that I've experienced in my life.
Disclaimer:Kyaramero does not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn! If she did, man this story would be fucked up. If you don't like, don't read.
I. Lunch is for Suckers
(In which Belphegor flips up Merri's skirt)
Ah lunch, the only break time you get in middle school. This was the time when the Varia. the group of delinquents, hung out together in the out of bounds area. It would have been a nice relaxing time, if it weren't for the group of idiots, as Levi would call them, that were sitting with them.
"So, how's your first week been so far everyone?"Merri, the quirky, energetic, and innocent girl asked. The Varia members merely ignored her and continued their conversation about the group of assholes they beat up the other day.
"And then, he was like "Oh yeah? Your mom!" and so Bel-senpai was like, "Yeah, she was in my bed last night. Ushishishishi~" and then they got into a huge fight. It was weird..."Fran, said, receiving knives in his apple hat. (since this drabble takes place after with Mammon in it, Fran doesn't wear the frog hat anymore, but his old apple hat)
"H-hey! Don't ignore me, how rude! Geez..."Merri pouted, crossing her arms. "Fine, if you refuse to talk to me, that's fine."she added, turning back to her group of friends.
"So Merri, are you going to go to the Block with us? We're going to watch a movie, then get boba. After that, we're going to split up and just walk around."Tracy, the short-yet-pretty one with brains asked.
"Yeah. I need to buy new clothes. I swear, mine keep disappearing!"Merri exclaimed, and out of nowhere, she was hit in the head with a juice box. "Ow! What the hell? !"she shouted, turning to yell at the culprit.
"Ushishishishi~ You're way too loud Merri."Belphegor laughed his unique laugh. Merri walked over to him and flicked his forehead.
"Stupid fake prince."she muttered, receiving a tug to her skirt.
"Bel-senpai, stop trying to molest her. This is a school, not a strip club. Take your hooker home after school."Fran deadpanned, as he took a bite out of his calzone.
Bel frowned, and then noticed his "hooker" wasn't in sight anymore. "Where'd she go?"he asked.
"Turn around, are you blind? Wait.."Nguyen trailed off as he remembered Bel's bangs covered his eyes. How can he even see? Bel turned around and saw Merri, but shrugged it off.
"Uhm, hello? Answer my question from earlier!"Merri demanded. Bel paid no heed to this, which practically pissed Merri off. She began to softly kick Bel's back repeatedly, just soft enough to annoy him. This went on for a good 4 minutes silently, until Bel started to become irritated.
"Stop it.."Bel said. She continued. "I'm serious."she was not convinced. "I'm warning you."still nothing. "Okay, you asked for it. At this point, everyone turned their attention to the blonde and strawberry blonde, waiting to see what would happen. Belphegor slowly slid his elbow up between Merri's thighs, and flipped her skirt up. (note:Belphegor is sitting down facing everyone, while Merri is behind him standing up)
Silence...
"Y-y-y-y-you pervert!"Merri blushed furiously and held her skirt down.
"Oh my god..."was all Tracy could say, repeating it over and over.
"..."Nguyen was speechless, while the rest of Merri's friends were snickering among themselves. Merri was repeatedly kicking Bel, and the Varia members were watching in amusement.
"They make a good couple, yet... I don't see it at the same time."Fran said. The rest of the lunch period involved Bel's balls getting kicked, talk about Merri's 'day of the week labeled bear underwear', and Lussaria's "oh my's". Yep. Another ordinary lunch, but hey, lunch is for suckers.
II. Secretly Texting
(In which certain students are texting, and Squalo is an annoyed teacher)
It was 4th period English, meaning lunch was after this. The students were listening to Squalo-sensei's, or Mr. Superbia in this case, rambling on about the importance of proper grammar or something like that. Nobody really cared.
In the back of the class was Merri, Belphegor, Fran, and Tracy. "Psst, Hey Frapple, call Bel for me."Merri whispered to her neighboring classmate. Fran turned to Bel, who was seated on the other side of him.
"Bel-senpai, Merri-chan wants to talk to you."Fran tugged on the blonde's striped V-neck.
"What does she want?"Bel asked, one eye open, though it's not like anyone could tell. His hair made it a lot easier to sleep in class without being caught. Fran turned back to Merri.
"He asked what you want."Fran said.
"Ask him if he's going to the Tumblr meetup."Merri replied. Fran turned to the prince, tugging once again, on his shirt.
"She asked if you're going to the Tumblr meetup."Fran informed nonchalantly.
"Maybe..."he shrugged, and as Fran was about to turn to Merri to send Bel's message, Belphegor grabbed his collar. "You aren't seriously going to send our messages back and forth, are you?"Bel asked.
"Uh... Yeah?"Fran didn't even know himself. He turned to Merri. "Isn't there another way you two can communicate?"
"Hmmm... Right!"Merri exclaimed, luckily nobody but Fran and Bel heard her. She took out her phone, and the other two did the same.
Now Entering Chat room
Merri has entered the chat room.
Bel has entered the chat room.
Frapple has entered the chat room.
Bel:Frapple? What kinda dumbass name is that?
Fran:It's the nickname Merri-chan calls me by.
Merri:It's cute, isn't it? :3
Fran:Hai...
Bel:God, you two sound like a stupid couple.
Merri:What did you say? !
Fran:Um, don't forget the reason why we're on this chat...
Bel:You don't even have to be here, this doesn't concern you froggie.
Fran:Senpai, don't be so touchy. What do you think Merri-chan?
Merri:Well, I don't mind. Anyways, you're going or not Bel? If not, I'm not going.
Bel:And why is that?
Merri:Whenever I'm alone with those other people, they crowd around the Tumblr-famous people! I need someone to threaten them out of my way so I can be with omgphantastic! He's so cute! I need to take le picture!
Bel:What's so great about that peasant?
Merri:HE'S HOT. And I just want pictures~
Bel:But seriously, he's just a peasant.
Merri:At least he's well known, unlike you, the fake prince of who knows where.
Fran:She got you there senpai. Anyways, if senpai won't go with you, I'll go. I've always wanted to meet these "Tumblr" people you ramble about everyday.
Merri:Really? ! OMG THANKS FRAPPLE! ILY!
Fran:ILY? What does that mean?
Bel:I Loathe You.
Fran:...
Merri:No it doesn't.
Merri:It means I Love You.
Fran:...
Fran:Well then...
Bel:Well, since stupid frog is going, I guess the prince will tag along too.
Fran:Oh? Is senpai worried that I'd steal Merri-chan away?
Bel:What are you talking about you stupid toad?
Fran:I don't blame you, Merri is cool after all.
Bel:Cool? Her? She can't even reach the top of the bookshelf in the library. She has to use a ladder.
Fran:What does her height have to do with this?
Bel:Not just her height, her weight. What does she weigh? 100 lbs?
Fran:That's not nice senpai.
Merri:Alright dumbface, you can talk about my height all you want, but when it comes to my weight, you die mofo. I only weigh 90lbs. NINETY.
Bel:Oh~ I'm s scared! You're going to capslock me to death~ Ushishishi~
Fran:Senpai, I wouldn't push it if I were you.
Bel:And your hair, seriously. What are you? A K-Pop singer? Please, Jessica from SNSD pulls it off better than you.
Fran:Senpai, you really should stop now...
Bel:Not to mention your flat chest. Ha! Cardboard box.
"Why you... DAMN WISE GUY!"Merri shouted, as she jumped from her seat to Bel's, tackling him to the floor. The whole class turned to the commotion, some laughed, some gossiped.
"VROOOOOOIIIIII! DON'T INTERRUPT MY DAMN LESSON!"Squalo-sensei yelled at them flailing his arms around.
"I told him to stop... Oh well."Fran shrugged it off and watched Bel get beat in amusement.
PE is the Definition of Hell
(In which Merri makes fun of Bel, who trips in a ditch while running the mile and Fran is last again)
A few weeks back, Merri and Levi got into a huge argument, which lead to a fight. Levi got a broken arm while Merri twisted her ankle. Today was a certain day every student dreaded. It was the day every class ran the mile in PE. Boys had to run 2 laps under 10 minutes, while girls ran in 13 minutes, and believe me when I say it's a large field.
"Alright, up for warm ups!"Lussaria-sensei exclaimed. The class stood up and did their daily stretches, stretches which seemed to turn Lussaria on. It was quite creepy, but luckily for Merri, she couldn't do anything with a sprained ankle. She merely sat on her assigned number, next to Fran, and Bel on her other side. Tracy was on the number in the row in front of her.
Merri watched the class as they jogged out to the starting line, while receiving glares at the same time and getting comments about how lucky she was.
"Yep. I'm lucky indeed. Hehe, I hope Bel falls in a ditch again."Merri prayed for something comical to happen every time they ran the mile. She didn't mind running it if something happened to Bel, but this was a bonus since she didn't have to run at all.
She heard the whistle blow, and the horde of students started running. She was amused to see Bel was one of the last people, along with Fran and Levi.
It started to get boring around the second lap though, for nothing happened to Bel.
"I guess he's not gonna make a screw-up this time..."you thought aloud, and as if on cue, Bel tripped in one of the field's many small ditches. "Hahahaha! Loser!"she laughed. The prince got up and cursed to himself as he continued running.
When they came back from changing into their normal clothes, they saw Merri waiting under the shade of a tall tree.
"So, how was the mile?"she smiled mischievously, earning a death glare. For the next week, she was stuck watching the others do PE, since Bel's fall cause him to sprain an ankle. Well, as long as she got some humor out of this, it's fine.
Yerp. These settings, people, etc are real except for Merri, who is basically a fragment of me. Not entirely, cause I'm not very... Er, friendly.
If you're wondering, omgphantastic is a real tumblr-famous guy. He also has a youtube account. If you're gonna look him up on youtube, I recommend you type "this is my title" in the search box, and when you see omgphantastic's name, watch it. I swear. God. He'll give you seizures... I actually saw him at le strawberry festival, and boy, I got to take a picture with him~ -still happy- He don't even know me though ._.
I don't text in class if you're wondering... Just thought of it as a good plot... Well, I guess there was that one time, but that's cause my mom decided to ask what my bra size was out of nowhere.. Luckily I was in the locker rooms changing to PE though...
TTY my reviewers/readers. ~Kyaramero