A/n: I usually just stick to Harry Potter Fanfiction but what the hell? I'll give this a try too. Inspired by personal experiences and experiences of my friend(s).

Further, further, further confessions of Georgia Nicolson Episode One Bra Breaking Fun

5:33pm

Decided to phone Jas. Maybe she had some wisdomosity locked away that she could share with me. It would be a first for Jas. Bring, bring. Sacre bleu, her phone keeps ringing then going 'beep beep beep, click'. Typical Jas. I guess I'm on my own with this one; this is what I get for being best friends with Jas.

The Laugh or the Sex God? Laugh or Sex God? Or Henri?

Monday

10:20pm

Had a math test today I didn't know about. I tried to copy of Ellen but she was being a swot and kept covering her answers. It was a long test too, three pages! Front and back! The nerve. My head hurts now. Bell rang.

2:43pm

Sacre bloody bleu!!! My bra broke! I was on my way to class, I was a bit late (5 minutes) so I was running and my bra broke! I thought had just snapped open so I ran into the loo to fix it but alas! It could not be fixed because it was broken! So now I have no bra. Stupid bra.

Went to nurse to see about what to do with my GIGAINTIC bra braking nunga- nungas. The school nurse is very old and dense. She let be go home early because of my tragic and emotionally scaring experience. I must remember to break my bras more often.

4:05pm

Ran into Dave the Laugh on my way home. I tried my best to act normal but I kept thinking about my braless boobs going all higgly piggly every which way.

He said, "Look Georgia, you're great and all and you know I like you but I need to know how you feel about me."

I mumbled something like "oh, I think your just lovely I gotta go." And run for home with my nunga-nungas flying everywhere.