I don't own Kuro nor the characters involved thank you For enjoy my drabble.
After having been highly disappointed by not once but twice by not humorous people, I was left face to face with the Butler of the Phantomhive house hold. He pushed the others in my shop out muttering to them softly. He came walking back after shutting the door giving me a look of loathing. All he had to do was give me something really good to laugh at and he would receive all of his master's much needed information. However, what he did next made me laugh so hard I thought I was going to went my self.
He walked out of sight then came back dressed in black leather bootie shorts, a silver sequin corset and silver seven inch stilettos. I cracked a smile but that was not enough to make me laugh. Pushing his hair back I saw his face, full drag queen make-up, and that got me to giggle but that wasn't enough either and he knew it. Finally he started to dance around my shop singing "I'm a sweet transvestite" with so much flare one might think he was. I laughed so hard and uncontrollably I fell to the floor and had to crawl back up to my desk.
When I was back up at my desk he had changed his normal attire once more. He walked to the door and opened it letting everyone back inside yet let no one know what he did. He gave me a look to never speak of what I saw to anyone, ever, for as long as we both lived. But you know, what he doesn't know I shared, doesn't kill me.