Title: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?

Prompt: Candy, Smelly socks, moldy bread.

Pairing: Hermione/Remus

Quotes: "Oh hell no" "Next time" "Shiver me timbers"

Theme: Halloween

Written for the October 2011 Twin Exchange Monthly Challenge.

"Please Harry!" Hermione whined.

"No Hermione!" Harry yelled. "I'm not going!"

Hermione pouted. "But I don't have anyone to go with!"

Harry sighed. "Next time, okay Hermione?"

Sirius bounced down the stairs of Grimwauld place, and looked between the two teens. "Where are you going?" Sirius asked Hermione curiously.

Hermione smirked. "A costume party at Luna's for Halloween, but Harry won't go!" she pouted.

Sirius smirked. "Remus, and I will go with you."

Hermione smiled. "Oh thank you, thank you!" Hermione jumped at him, and gave him a hug. "I need to get a costume!" she ran downstairs to find Ginny.

Harry smirked. "You don't know what you've gotten yourself into." he said. Sirius smirked back at him. "No, Remus doesn't know what he's gotten himself into."

"Oh hell no!"

"Why not Moony?" Sirius whined.

"You know how I feel about her Sirius!" Remus yelped.

Sirius rolled his eyes. "I'll be with you. She needed someone to go with her, and she just looked so damn cute with her puppy dog eyes."

Remus growled at him. "Fine! But you better be with us the WHOLE time!"

Sirius turned to walk away.

"I promise." But Remus had already walked away and didn't see the smirk on Sirius' face.

"Ginny!" Hermione yelled. "I need your help!"

Ginny jumped up when she heard Hermione yelling. "Mione? What is it?"

Hermione looked frazzled. "I tried to get Harry to come with me to Luna's party, but he refused. So I asked Sirius, and he said he and Remus would come, but I-"

Ginny cut her off. "Geez Mione, take a breath. I don't see what the problem is!"

Hermione's eyes widened. "Remus is going too! You know how I feel about him!"

Ginny smirked. "Well I guess we need to get you a sexy outfit." She thought for a minute. "How do you feel about Little Red Riding Hood?"

Hermione just looked at her for a minute, then smiled. "I like the way you think."

Remus and Sirius were sitting in the kitchen waiting for Hermione to come downstairs with Ginny. Remus kept fidgeting and pulling on his costume. Sirius had convinced him to dress as a wolf after talking to Ginny about Hermione's costume. Sirius himself was dressed as a pirate. Sirius was tipped backwards in a chair on two legs, sucking on a hard candy when Hermione came walking down the stairs. He heard someone coming down the stairs, but when he turned to look, he feel out of his chair, and hit the ground hard. Remus, confused at why Sirius fell, looked to the stairs and saw Hermione walking with Ginny.

Sirius jumped up, spit out his candy and said. "Shiver me timbers!" Hermione giggled and walked into the kitchen. Both men just stared at her. She was wearing a strapless red mini-dress that came about mid thigh, red stilettos, and a red cape. Her hair was down, and curled, and her make-up looked natural. She smirked at the men. "Ready to go boys?" She walked out the door, her hips swaying.

They looked at each other and ran to the door to follow her. Ginny smirked. "Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?" she said to herself laughing.