Erin: Quack.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own YJ or anything else mentioned that obviously wouldn't belong do me
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I am not allowed to jump out of the rafters and scare people.
Even if it is funny to see Wally wet his pants.
I will never talk about Wally wetting his pants.
I am not allowed to play hide and seek.
Even though I always hide in the air vents people seem to lose me.
A lot.
I will not try to hack into Artemis' facebook.
It hurts getting hit with an arrow.
Especially if it explodes.
I will never ever hack the Mount Justice computers.
Or the Bat computer.
There are things that are so traumatizing on them…
I will not boast about my age.
And, yes. The number 13 did remind me about that one.
Ha.
I am NOT allowed to swear.
'Cause Batman grounded me last time.
Even though I only said 'Backside'…
Siiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhh….
I won't eat Megan's cookies.
I got food poisoning ._.
I will not draw a whale face on a rule list.
No matter how tempting it is.
I will never ask about the birds and the bees.
Batman is so awkward about it.
I dunno why..
…I've NEVER had the talk…
I won't throw a birdarang at Wally's head.
No matter how annoying he is.
I will never randomly 'meep' during a movie.
Artemis hit me last time.
It hurt.
I won't watch the Lion King.
Batman and Wally and Roy told me not to.
Sigh.
I will not go around talking in an English accent.
The other teens do NOT appreciate it.
Conner tried to kill me for saying 'Willy Wanker'
I will not say 'Willy Wanker'.
Turns out Batty knows what it means.
I will not annoy Barbra.
She threw her heel at me last time.
I got hit in the face.
I'm still bruised.
I won't dress up in a suit and try to look like a gentleman…
I certainly won't do it dancing to Gentleman.
I won't disturb an awkward silence by quacking.
Or meowing.
Or barking.
I should not brag that I can finally leave.