Arthur's Circumcision
I decided to change this story. It will say the words Penis and Vagina in it. So be warned. After he was just born.
Doctor: Want him circumcised?
Mrs. Read: I sure do.
He took him to that room. The Doctor washed Arthur's penis and put locals in it.
Doctor: I love doing this.
The Doctor removed the foreskin from Arthur's penis. The nurse put a bandage. Arthur is kind of happy. Current day.
Arthur: That is what happened DW.
DW: I wish i was a boy.
Arthur: You have a vagina.
DW: Oh yeah.
The end.