The Crystal Crystal Star
Prologue: You Want to Know?
Disclaimer: I don't own Nintendo or Paper Mario (2)
Rogueport
Outside the bustling square, in a dark ally, were three shadowy figures. One figure, who was Lord Crump yelled, "THAT'S IT!!! STOP TALKING IN RIDDLES!"
He soon saw crystal stars after getting smacked on the head by the second figure, Grodus, by his scepter.
Grodus, who was whispering said, "You numbskull! Do you want to know where the Crystal Crystal star is or not!?"
The third shadowy figure, (who looks likethe one which will give Peach the map) said, "Patience is all that I ask of you, my fellow companions, I will tell you where it is… WHEN THE THOUSAND-YEAR-DOOR OPENS!! HA HA HA HA!
After hearing this, Grodus and Crump fell to the ground.
A quietly enraged Grodus asked calmly, "What?" Lord Crump on the other hand yelled, "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU PIECE OF CRAP?!!!! TELL US WHERE THE DAM-" He stopped in mid-yell after getting smacked again by Grodus.
Grodus still calmly said, "Do you even know where it is?
The shadowy figure said,"Yes. I could tell you, you have two options. Number 1 is that I got mugged and I really need to get a present back for my girlfriend. I need all 9999999999 coins back.
Lord Crump nearly passed out at how much money they would need, while Grodus had little Warios giving the victory sign while an enormous diamond fell on the Warios slowly spinning around his head.
Grodus then quickly asked the shadowy figure, "And our second option…?"
The shadowy figure smiled a sly smile, "Find my brother, and he might tell you." he said.
End of Prologue
I know it's not nearly as good as other stories.